the ipad has revolutionized masturbation

Discussion in 'General' started by jimboob, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. It's basicly a portable masturbation device. It's not too big and akward like a laptop and not too small like an iphone. It allows for easilly concelable porn anywhere with internet access.

    I no longer have to live in fear of my roomate walking in on me jerkin it since I can take it to the private bathroom for complete security.

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  3. #3 Snowman00, Mar 20, 2012
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    but you paid about 500 for its more than a hooker...and you pay for it every month...

    I can jerk off for free, don't need an ipad.
  4. Me and my friends have always called the i-touch the i-touchmyself.
  5. uhh dude.. ever heard of PSP?? Way more handy and convenient. Fits right in your pocket haha.
  6. Heard it has great resolution too. :ey:
  7. Couldnt agree more. Gotta love spanking it in high res
  8. Sometimes your imagination is better than porn.
  9. Playbook for the win.
  10. I don't know if this is weird, but I have used even my first, most shitty phone, for some html lesbian making out action. This isn't news to anyone, i'm sure.
  11. Mental porn! FTW!:devious:

    allows you to use whoever you want and do whatever you want ahhah:D
  12. pretty sure phones were doing that before the ipad even came out
  13. Sometimes sex is better than porn, wait what am i saying!? IT ALWAYS IS :hello:
  14. Not if your name is nookies ;)

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  16. Any decent sites that arent limited by the ipad's inability to do flash?

  17. Somebody's jealous :p:hello:
  18. I quit watching so much porn because I just got tired of having wet underwear all the time from the pre-cum leaking from getting chubs. When I was younger didn't seem to bother me as much. Hell, I used to get chubby shaving. Now, the wetness is just annoying, not to mention all the underwear changes, cleaning myself, and extra laundry. :yay: I mean I still hafta see sometimes, just not as much.FAP< FAP< FAP!

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