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the ipad has revolutionized masturbation

Discussion in 'General' started by jimboob, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. #1 jimboob, Mar 20, 2012
    It's basicly a portable masturbation device. It's not too big and akward like a laptop and not too small like an iphone. It allows for easilly concelable porn anywhere with internet access.

    I no longer have to live in fear of my roomate walking in on me jerkin it since I can take it to the private bathroom for complete security.

    :cool:
     
  2. #2 Skunky Monkey, Mar 20, 2012
    Back in a sec.



    EDIT: :eek:
     
  3. #3 Snowman00, Mar 20, 2012
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    but you paid about 500 for it...so its more than a hooker...and you pay for it every month...


    I can jerk off for free, don't need an ipad.
     
  4. #4 Flemian, Mar 20, 2012
    Me and my friends have always called the i-touch the i-touchmyself.
     
  5. #5 Americandutchyz, Mar 20, 2012
    uhh dude.. ever heard of PSP?? Way more handy and convenient. Fits right in your pocket haha.
     
  6. #6 Mr Unknown, Mar 20, 2012
    Heard it has great resolution too. :ey:
     
  7. #7 tjviperjr, Mar 20, 2012
    Couldnt agree more. Gotta love spanking it in high res
     
  8. #8 Spoogett, Mar 20, 2012
    Sometimes your imagination is better than porn.
     
  9. #9 PositiveAttitudeMachine, Mar 20, 2012
    Playbook for the win.
     
  10. #10 69 others, Mar 20, 2012
    I don't know if this is weird, but I have used even my first, most shitty phone, for some html lesbian making out action. This isn't news to anyone, i'm sure.
     
  11. #11 Americandutchyz, Mar 20, 2012
    Mental porn! FTW!:devious:

    allows you to use whoever you want and do whatever you want ahhah:D
     
  12. #12 NutsLikeKngKong, Mar 20, 2012
    pretty sure phones were doing that before the ipad even came out
     
  13. #13 goodseasons, Mar 20, 2012
    Sometimes sex is better than porn, wait what am i saying!? IT ALWAYS IS :hello:
     
  14. #14 PositiveAttitudeMachine, Mar 20, 2012
    Not if your name is nookies ;)
     
  15. #15 yeshomo, Mar 20, 2012
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  17. #17 esch, Apr 29, 2012
    Any decent sites that arent limited by the ipad's inability to do flash?
     
  18. #18 rain dancer, Apr 29, 2012

    Somebody's jealous :p:hello:
     
  19. #19 dddaver, Apr 29, 2012
    I quit watching so much porn because I just got tired of having wet underwear all the time from the pre-cum leaking from getting chubs. When I was younger didn't seem to bother me as much. Hell, I used to get chubby shaving. Now, the wetness is just annoying, not to mention all the underwear changes, cleaning myself, and extra laundry. :yay: I mean I still hafta see sometimes, just not as much.FAP< FAP< FAP!
     
  20. #20 cookiecrisp, Apr 29, 2012

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