The Impotence Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by spillee86, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Come on now guys. Let's be honest with one another here. It's either happened to you before, is happening to you now, or will happen to you at some point in the future. You've somehow managed to swindle yourself that hot girl you've been lusting after for the last 3 months, she's in your bedroom, she's kissing you, she's NAKED, and for some unknown reason, the ONE time you REALLY need your dick to do what it does best, and you feel it just... hang there. All small and flaccid and unappealing. And so you panic. You dwell on it. You overthink it and the more you try, the harder you pray for JUST a tiny little co-operation to get you started, the more shrivelled and tiny your masculine shaft of pleasure becomes.

    But that's fine. It's a one off. You're drunk. You've taken too much. You're a little tense. It'll be all normal and pulsating and ready to go again by the morning surely. BUT WILL IT?! You lie awake, worried. Focused intently on why whatever just happened just happened. What if it happens again? What if she tells everyone you know? What if they all laugh and call you peanut dick from now until forever?? No. It'll be fine. Just have a wank. You don't have anyone to impress. Just let nature take it's course. But grasping the numb, dead, useless piece of shit in your hand gets you thinking about every twinge, every movement, until you realise you aren't even watching the lesbian squirt orgy on your laptop screen anymore, but have put all your energy into trying to get your dick to do what it always managed to do perfectly well of it's own free will during those Science lessons back in school. And that's it. You've entered the vicious circle. Voila, your dick is broken FOREVER.

    But OF COURSE it isn't. It's the worst temporary problem known to man. But it's TEMPORARY. Fear not men. THIS is the thread to banish those dark looping thoughts. Empty your mind into the anonymous wonders of the internet. Talk it through, give us your solutions, express your worries, and soon enough you'll be fucking bitches again in noooooooooooooo time.
     
  2. Omg. Best read I've seen in a while

     
  3. #3 Zedstomper, Jul 7, 2013
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    Ever have sex with flacid junk?
     
    yea homie..
     
    Wait am i still a virgin if I did it with a soft piece?
     
  4. Wut

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  5. Can't believe there's no thread like this already this I'm staying posted this is frickin' kick balls
     
  6. I feel as OP I should kick start this thread with my own story, and hopefully more will follow and together we can all overcome our personal hell's in harmony.
     
    This has happened to me a couple times to be fair. One time it was stupid bad and lasted like, 2 months and shit just DID NOT GET BETTER. I was with some girl I reaaaaaaaally liked but was nervous as fuck, and it just would not do anything. And then next time it just did not do anything. And then for the next 2 months, even on my own, it would just NOT DO ANYTHING!!! But it's because I hadn't told anyone and then I met this [now-ex] girl friend in a club and we went back to hers and I was hard for about 4 hours straight.

    But I'll go with my most recent story. The girl I'm seeing now I started getting with a month ago, and the first time we got together I'd overindulged and couldn't get ma boi to work. After like, an hour or whatever I was fine again and all was good. BUT it did get me a-thinking and a-worrying a bit, and because we're long distance, the few times we've seen each other since, I can NOT get it up for the first 15 minutes or so on the first night because that shit just replays in my mind. But I just straight up tell her it's not doing it's thing, I need a little bit more foreplay, and then I'mma be ready to PUMP, PUMP PUMP, P-PUMP, PUMP, PUMP, PUMP IT UPPPPP!!! 

    And 60% of the time, it works everytime babeh.
     
  7. Only happened to me once in my 55yrs. I was with a stripper I'd taken to my place of business so as not to disturb my girl friend. This girl was probably a 9/10. Had her buck naked and ready to go and no cooperation from my piece. We both had a good laugh about it and I took her back to her car after some oral.
     
  8. #8 Tastytrichomes, Jul 7, 2013
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    same thing happens to me when i'm about to fuck a 13 year old girl
     
  9. I go through phases of ED problems because of the extrogenous hormones pumped into my body.

    Cialis levitra and Viagra are your best friend for cheating bodybuilders
     
  10. Damn..... sucks for you guys...

     
  11. #11 r r, Jul 8, 2013
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    Back in college I was on some medication for Muscle Hypertrophy... (enhancement)...
    About a week after starting my cycle I had an erection which wouldn't seem to go away unless I was asleep.  I slept terrible during this time of my life and on a few occasions with waking up noticed it was gone.  This lasted for a few weeks.  It was painful and relentless.  I had a couple of sexual encounters during this time and was unable to have a happy ending.  One encounter was a friend who happened to be nice looking and female.  The encounter with her was after a couple of weeks and was only done out of curiosity on her part.  She must have had about 4 happy endings but nothing for me...
    It was one of the worst times in my life...
    I was scared to go to the Doctor as I knew what he would say..
    I couldn't walk anywhere without my jacket or book bag in front of me..
    I had the worst multiple cases of blue balls ever....
     
  12. Shitttttt man. I never thought of what the OPPOSITE of ED would be like. Sounds pretty grim.

    So - what happened? Did it just stop in the end? Was it painful? And what did you think the doctor was gonna say?
     
  13. Im 18. If a girl looks at me im hard.
     
  14. Dudes, performance anxiety and impotence are not exactly the same thing. I have had a few encounters where my tools were out of order. Once, when I was super tired at like 3am, and it just went to sleep in the middle of the job. Not exactly impotence, that was just like fatigue. 
    The other time was when I was still inexperienced as fuck and was focusing so hard on staying hard that I went soft. That was performance anxiety, not impotence.
     
  15. Impotence sucks. There was a period in time when shit wasn't going well with me and a girl ...I wondered if I wasn't as attracted to her as she was to me, or if I thought too hard about pleasing her. But those days are over.
     
    I barely even get whiskey dick anymore and I drink whiskey all the time.
     
  16. That's how I was when I was with my girlfriend for the first few days, we would have sex, and then we'd both want to have some more but for the love of god I couldn't get it up!
     
    On the topic of impotence though, there are two girls around my area that got knocked up by some guy who claimed to be "impotent", next thing you know they both have kids, and he skipped town, but not before knocking another bitch up. I don't know who's stupider the bitches or the guy.
     
  17. IF YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON STAYING HARD YOU'RE GONNA STAY SOFT
     

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