THIS IS A FUNNY STORY FROM A WHILE AGO. ME AND MY BOYS WANTED TO HAVE A HOTEL PARTY COS THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PARTY.SO MY BOY GETS HIS COOL AUNT TO PUT DOWN HER CREDIT CARD AND RENT US THE ROOM,IT WAS A PRETTY NICE BEACH MOTEL. SO THERE WAS LIKE 12 PEOPLE THERE ME AND MY BROS,SOME GIRLS WE KNEW AND A COUPLE GIRLS THAT CAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.WE WERE ALL DRINKIN AND HAVIN FUN. WE WANTED TO BURN, BUT WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL .SO LIKE 6 OF US GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND PUT A TOWEL UNDER IT AND LIGHT UP A BLUNT AND START BURNIN.WHERE ALL CRAMPED UP IN THERE, WE WERE TRYIN TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT,I SAT ON THE TOILET MY BOY SAT ON THE TUB AND ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WE DIDNT REALY KNOW SAT HER ASS ON THE SINK,AND THIS WAS JUST LIKE A SMALL SINK CONNECTED TO THE WALL WITH NOTHING UNDER IT FOR SUPPORT. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY "THAT WONT HOLD YOU "BUT BEFORE I COULD EVEN OPEN MY MOUTH.....CRAAACK THE FUCKIN SINK BREAKS RIGHT OFF THE WALL,SHE FALLS ON HER ASS AND WATER INSTANTLY GUSHES OUT OF THE BROKEN PIPE WITHIN LIKE TEN SECONDS THERE WAS AN INCH OF WATER ON THE FLOOR AND WE HAD NO WAY TO STOP IT WE ALL RAN OUT AND PUT THE COMFORTERS IN THE DOORWAY SO IT WOULDNT FLOOD THE REST OF THE ROOM BUT AFTER A COUPLE MINUTS THE WATER POURED OUT AND FLOODED THE WHOLE ROOM.IT TOOK 45 MIN FOR THE OWNER TO GET THERE AND SHUT OFF THE WATER.LONG STORY SHORT IT RUINED THE PARTY WE ALL HAD TO LEAVE AND MY BOYS AUNT ENDED UP PAYING LIKE 1400.00 BUCKS ,AND ONE OF MY BOYS ENDED UP GETTING A D.U.I DRIVING HOME THAT NIGHT.
Yea so im a sloppy typer, grammer and punctuation is not fun when im high. havent you heard that afroman song you know 'i was gonna clean up my room,but then i got high" yea well "i was gonna spell that sentence right,but then i got high,then i got high"lol
This is so funny because one time ME AND MY BOYS WANTED TO HAVE A HOTEL PARTY COS THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PARTY.SO MY BOY GETS HIS COOL AUNT TO PUT DOWN HER CREDIT CARD AND RENT US THE ROOM,IT WAS A PRETTY NICE BEACH MOTEL. SO THERE WAS LIKE 12 PEOPLE THERE ME AND MY BROS,SOME GIRLS WE KNEW AND A COUPLE GIRLS THAT CAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.WE WERE ALL DRINKIN AND HAVIN FUN. WE WANTED TO BURN, BUT WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL .SO LIKE 6 OF US GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND PUT A TOWEL UNDER IT AND LIGHT UP A BLUNT AND START BURNIN.WHERE ALL CRAMPED UP IN THERE, WE WERE TRYIN TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT,I SAT ON THE TOILET MY BOY SAT ON THE TUB AND ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WE DIDNT REALY KNOW SAT HER ASS ON THE SINK,AND THIS WAS JUST LIKE A SMALL SINK CONNECTED TO THE WALL WITH NOTHING UNDER IT FOR SUPPORT. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY "THAT WONT HOLD YOU "BUT BEFORE I COULD EVEN OPEN MY MOUTH.....CRAAACK THE FUCKIN SINK BREAKS RIGHT OFF THE WALL,SHE FALLS ON HER ASS AND WATER INSTANTLY GUSHES OUT OF THE BROKEN PIPE WITHIN LIKE TEN SECONDS THERE WAS AN INCH OF WATER ON THE FLOOR AND WE HAD NO WAY TO STOP IT WE ALL RAN OUT AND PUT THE COMFORTERS IN THE DOORWAY SO IT WOULDNT FLOOD THE REST OF THE ROOM BUT AFTER A COUPLE MINUTS THE WATER POURED OUT AND FLOODED THE WHOLE ROOM.IT TOOK 45 MIN FOR THE OWNER TO GET THERE AND SHUT OFF THE WATER.LONG STORY SHORT IT RUINED THE PARTY WE ALL HAD TO LEAVE AND MY BOYS AUNT ENDED UP PAYING LIKE 1400.00 BUCKS ,AND ONE OF MY BOYS ENDED UP GETTING A D.U.I DRIVING HOME THAT NIGHT.[/QUOTE]
Wow! What a coincidence 'cause one time ME AND MY BOYS WANTED TO HAVE A HOTEL PARTY COS THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PARTY.SO MY BOY GETS HIS COOL AUNT TO PUT DOWN HER CREDIT CARD AND RENT US THE ROOM,IT WAS A PRETTY NICE BEACH MOTEL. SO THERE WAS LIKE 12 PEOPLE THERE ME AND MY BROS,SOME GIRLS WE KNEW AND A COUPLE GIRLS THAT CAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.WE WERE ALL DRINKIN AND HAVIN FUN. WE WANTED TO BURN, BUT WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL .SO LIKE 6 OF US GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND PUT A TOWEL UNDER IT AND LIGHT UP A BLUNT AND START BURNIN.WHERE ALL CRAMPED UP IN THERE, WE WERE TRYIN TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT,I SAT ON THE TOILET MY BOY SAT ON THE TUB AND ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WE DIDNT REALY KNOW SAT HER ASS ON THE SINK,AND THIS WAS JUST LIKE A SMALL SINK CONNECTED TO THE WALL WITH NOTHING UNDER IT FOR SUPPORT. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY "THAT WONT HOLD YOU "BUT BEFORE I COULD EVEN OPEN MY MOUTH.....CRAAACK THE FUCKIN SINK BREAKS RIGHT OFF THE WALL,SHE FALLS ON HER ASS AND WATER INSTANTLY GUSHES OUT OF THE BROKEN PIPE WITHIN LIKE TEN SECONDS THERE WAS AN INCH OF WATER ON THE FLOOR AND WE HAD NO WAY TO STOP IT WE ALL RAN OUT AND PUT THE COMFORTERS IN THE DOORWAY SO IT WOULDNT FLOOD THE REST OF THE ROOM BUT AFTER A COUPLE MINUTS THE WATER POURED OUT AND FLOODED THE WHOLE ROOM.IT TOOK 45 MIN FOR THE OWNER TO GET THERE AND SHUT OFF THE WATER.LONG STORY SHORT IT RUINED THE PARTY WE ALL HAD TO LEAVE AND MY BOYS AUNT ENDED UP PAYING LIKE 1400.00 BUCKS ,AND ONE OF MY BOYS ENDED UP GETTING A D.U.I DRIVING HOME THAT NIGHT.
Thats weird because this one time ME AND MY BOYS WANTED TO HAVE A HOTEL PARTY COS THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PARTY.SO MY BOY GETS HIS COOL AUNT TO PUT DOWN HER CREDIT CARD AND RENT US THE ROOM,IT WAS A PRETTY NICE BEACH MOTEL. SO THERE WAS LIKE 12 PEOPLE THERE ME AND MY BROS,SOME GIRLS WE KNEW AND A COUPLE GIRLS THAT CAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.WE WERE ALL DRINKIN AND HAVIN FUN. THEN WE KEPT DRINKIN, SMOKING WEED, I FUCKED SOME BITCH, PASSED OUT IN THE TUB IN THE BATHROOM AND WOKE UP WITH A BITCH ON ME. NEEDLESS TO SAY WE FUCKED DURING A SHOWER AND I WENT HOME TO GO TO BED. WAS A SLAYER TIME. sounds like that bitch is retarded, who sits on a sink like that, everyone knows sinks arent chairs... damn women should have just stayed in the kitchen
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Thats pretty crazy man! Reminds me of this time me and my boys wanted to have a hotel party cos there was no where else to party.so my boy gets his cool aunt to put down her credit card and rent us the room,it was a pretty nice beach motel. So there was like 12 people there me and my bros,some girls we knew and a couple girls that came with someone else.we were all drinkin and havin fun. We wanted to burn, but was worried about the smell .so like 6 of us go into the bathroom and close the door and put a towel under it and light up a blunt and start burnin.where all cramped up in there, we were tryin to find somewhere to sit,i sat on the toilet my boy sat on the tub and one of the girls that we didnt realy know sat her ass on the sink,and this was just like a small sink connected to the wall with nothing under it for support. I was just about to say "that wont hold you "but before i could even open my mouth.....craaack the fuckin sink breaks right off the wall,she falls on her ass and water instantly gushes out of the broken pipe within like ten seconds there was an inch of water on the floor and we had no way to stop it we all ran out and put the comforters in the doorway so it wouldnt flood the rest of the room but after a couple minuts the water poured out and flooded the whole room.it took 45 min for the owner to get there and shut off the water.long story short it ruined the party we all had to leave and my boys aunt ended up paying like 1400.00 bucks ,and one of my boys ended up getting a d.u.i driving home that night.
Well, ME AND MY BOYS WANTED TO HAVE A HOTEL PARTY COS THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PARTY.SO MY BOY GETS HIS COOL AUNT TO PUT DOWN HER CREDIT CARD AND RENT US THE ROOM,IT WAS A PRETTY NICE BEACH MOTEL. SO THERE WAS LIKE 12 PEOPLE THERE ME AND MY BROS,SOME GIRLS WE KNEW AND A COUPLE GIRLS THAT CAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE.WE WERE ALL DRINKIN AND HAVIN FUN. WE WANTED TO BURN, BUT WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL .SO LIKE 6 OF US GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND PUT A TOWEL UNDER IT AND LIGHT UP A BLUNT AND START BURNIN.WHERE ALL CRAMPED UP IN THERE, WE WERE TRYIN TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT,I SAT ON THE TOILET MY BOY SAT ON THE TUB AND ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WE DIDNT REALY KNOW SAT HER ASS ON THE SINK,AND THIS WAS JUST LIKE A SMALL SINK CONNECTED TO THE WALL WITH NOTHING UNDER IT FOR SUPPORT. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY "THAT WONT HOLD YOU "BUT BEFORE I COULD EVEN OPEN MY MOUTH.....I BET YOU TWENTY FUCKIN DOLLARS NOBODY CATCHES THIS CRAAACK THE FUCKIN SINK BREAKS RIGHT OFF THE WALL, I BET YOU TWENTY FUCKIN DOLLARS NOBODY CATCHES THIS, SHE FALLS ON HER ASS AND WATER INSTANTLY GUSHES OUT OF THE BROKEN PIPE WITHIN LIKE TEN SECONDS THERE WAS AN INCH OF WATER ON THE FLOOR AND WE HAD NO WAY TO STOP IT WE ALL RAN OUT AND PUT THE COMFORTERS IN THE DOORWAY SO IT WOULDNT FLOOD THE REST OF THE ROOM BUT AFTER A COUPLE MINUTS THE WATER POURED OUT AND FLOODED THE WHOLE ROOM.IT TOOK 45 MIN FOR THE OWNER TO GET THERE AND SHUT OFF THE WATER.LONG STORY SHORT IT RUINED THE PARTY WE ALL HAD TO LEAVE AND MY BOYS AUNT ENDED UP PAYING LIKE 1400.00 BUCKS ,AND ONE OF MY BOYS ENDED UP GETTING A D.U.I DRIVING HOME THAT NIGHT. [EEK!]
Ill tell ya about some hotel hell....first I was arrsted for dealing in the hotel I was living in as overflow housing at college, raided at 7am, it was hell. From there I finished out the semester before being suspended and was living in a days inn motel across the street from where I had previously been living. It was the coldest day of the year and it was snowing like a mother fucker so me and a few buddies hit a pipe in the bathroom, fan on and everything, we got real chopped and ordered pizza. About 30 mins later we hear a knock, a cheerfully open the door expecting pizza, it was a hotel employee who simply says "you owe a 150 dollar smoking fee..." my friends pull the typical oh shit there's trouble attitude and leave forcing me to be alone and go pay, luckkly she told me that she was supposed to call the cops but she understood us smoking since it was so cold outside....never fucking with hotels again...hahaha