What is the evolutionary reason for conciousness? A guy I knew used to drive a combine and he was board as shit so I would txt him things like that to think about. He still hasn't answered me...
(Teacher): Wasn't you supposed to be in my class today? (Me): Uh..... (blantent lie) I was...just in the counselors office.... I don't know why that was so hard for me to answer but I almost shit on myself.
"dude ,where the fuck are we?" lol also when asked what is our purpose on earth or where did we come from and just questions no one can answer just make my mind go crazy. lol
*In a thick Russian accent* For Mother Russia! Lol one of my friends has this routine where he puts on this great Russian accent and cracks some funny ass jokes. That is one of them.
(While there is a knife pushing against me belly) Do you want me to do it motherfucker? I was getting robbed, with $500 in my wallet. my response: "Hey, officer!" the guy turned around, i took off. turns out i pissed myself. and the guy was a meth addict.
"If you were given a Billion dollars would you suck a guys dick on national television during the super bowl half time show?" a billion dollars is a lot of money...but a dick is a dick
fuck yeah... although this is almost like asking if you would sell your child for 1 billion dollars...
gets me every time. but my question i heard it and i couldnt say anything but but laugh, " do you have pink eye" so glad it wasnt asked to me
ahahah when the cops raided my place talked at my dining room table for a bit.. sitting down (theyd woken me up at like 3 am) then when they were like "so whats upstairs? lets go" in my head i was like.. FUCK. we get up, start to walk, and speechless and all... i passed the fuck out and hit the floor lolol fuck that i was scared lol the pigs were about to get me!!!