The first words you said to a girl

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by married2mj, Sep 17, 2010.

  1. heres an example
    "easy huh?" she didnt respond.
     
  2. "hi" I think? the first time I talked to a girl I was like, 5 (assuming you don't mean family or somethin):confused:
     
  3. My mat's too big for just lil ole me :cool:
     
  4. wtf ru talkin about man.....
     
  5. This thread is an example of... WHY DRUGS ARE BAD.
    That is all.
     
  6. he means like pick up lines... and he made a bad joke i think
     
  7. What's good baby?

    (Theb we went to the pop off shack)
     
  8. Back in middle school i was extremely shy so, one day a cute girl came up to me and the first words that came out of my mouth were "I don't have any money." and needless to say ive been wishing i hadnt said that
     
  9. "Bitch make me a sandwich'!"
     
  10. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
  11. "Don't be afraid, it's only a dick."
     
  12. i had a girl walk up to me in mcdonalds one day when i was with my buddy while he got his check and bullshitted.
    she talked to me a few times before this, but for some reason when she was all "hey alan," im was all "do i know you?" right in the mcline.
    i been wishin i hadnt done that.
     
  13. Well, it started first when at five years old I was watching an adult film with my uncle. I saw

    things that activated my hormones, some things my mother would despise me seeing. Then

    began perspiring and my uncle told me not to urinate myself. I returned to my elementary

    education institute and didn't see my female school-mates in the same image. So then I

    started asking their mothers if they could come out to play with me. However I told my

    female school-mates "Instead of hide and go seek let's hide and go get it with no

    delay"
     

  14. Tech N9ne
     
  15. suck.....it....
     
  16. "Lemme get up in that pussy, baby."
     

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