The Definition Of Crack

depends what kinda crack you're talking about.

 

He's talking about things you can't get enough of

 

–verb (used without object)
1. \tto break without complete separation of parts; become fissured: The plate cracked when I dropped it, but it was still usable.
2. \tto break with a sudden, sharp sound: The branch cracked under the weight of the snow.
3. \tto make a sudden, sharp sound in or as if in breaking; snap: The whip cracked.
4. \t(of the voice) to break abruptly and discordantly, esp. into an upper register, as because of weariness or emotion.
5. \tto fail; give way: His confidence cracked under the strain.
6. \tto succumb or break down, esp. under severe psychological pressure, torture, or the like: They questioned him steadily for 24 hours before he finally cracked.
7. \tChemistry. to decompose as a result of being subjected to heat.
8. \tChiefly South Midland and Southern U.S. to brag; boast.
9. \tChiefly Scot. to chat; gossip.
–verb (used with object)
10. \tto cause to make a sudden sharp sound: The driver cracked the whip.
11. \tto break without complete separation of parts; break into fissures.
12. \tto break with a sudden, sharp sound: to crack walnuts.
13. \tto strike and thereby make a sharp noise: The boxer cracked his opponent on the jaw.
14. \tto induce or cause to be stricken with sorrow or emotion; affect deeply.
15. \tto utter or tell: to crack jokes.
16. \tto cause to make a cracking sound: to crack one's knuckles.
17. \tto damage, weaken, etc.: The new evidence against him cracked his composure.
18. \tto make mentally unsound.
19. \tto make (the voice) harsh or unmanageable.
20. \tto solve; decipher: to crack a murder case.
21. \tInformal. to break into (a safe, vault, etc.).
22. \tChemistry. to subject to the process of cracking, as in the distillation of petroleum.
23. \tInformal. to open and drink (a bottle of wine, liquor, beer, etc.).
–noun
24. \ta break without complete separation of parts; fissure.
25. \ta slight opening, as between boards in a floor or wall, or between a door and its doorpost.
26. \ta sudden, sharp noise, as of something breaking.
27. \tthe snap of or as of a whip.
28. \ta resounding blow: He received a terrific crack on the head when the branch fell.
29. \tInformal. a witty or cutting remark; wisecrack.
30. \ta break or change in the flow or tone of the voice.
31. \tInformal. opportunity; chance; try: Give him first crack at the new job.
32. \ta flaw or defect.
33. \tAlso called rock. Slang. pellet-size pieces of highly purified cocaine, prepared with other ingredients for smoking, and known to be especially potent and addicting.
34. \tMasonry. check 1 (def. 41).
35. \ta mental defect or deficiency.
36. \ta shot, as with a rifle: At the first crack, the deer fell.
37. \ta moment; instant: He was on his feet again in a crack.
38. \tSlang. a burglary, esp. an instance of housebreaking.
39. \tChiefly British. a person or thing that excels in some respect.
40. \tSlang: Vulgar. the vulva.
41. \tChiefly Scot. conversation; chat.
42. \tBritish Dialect. boasting; braggadocio.
43. \tArchaic. a burglar.
–adjective
44. \tfirst-rate; excellent: a crack shot.
–adverb
45. \twith a cracking sound.
—Verb phrases
46. \tcrack down, to take severe or stern measures, esp. in enforcing obedience to laws or regulations: The police are starting to crack down on local drug dealers.
47. \tcrack off, to cause (a piece of hot glass) to fall from a blowpipe or punty.
48. \tcrack on, Nautical.
a. \t(of a sailing vessel) to sail in high winds under sails that would normally be furled.
b. \t(of a power vessel) to advance at full speed in heavy weather.
49. \tcrack up, Informal.
a. \tto suffer a mental or emotional breakdown.
b. \tto crash, as in an automobile or airplane: He skidded into the telephone pole and cracked up.
c. \tto wreck an automobile, airplane, or other vehicle.
d. \tto laugh or to cause to laugh unrestrainedly: That story about the revolving door really cracked me up. Ed cracked up, too, when he heard it.
—Idioms
50. \tcrack a book, Informal. to open a book in order to study or read: He hardly ever cracked a book.
51. \tcrack a smile, Informal. to smile.
52. \tcrack wise, Slang. to wisecrack: We tried to be serious, but he was always cracking wise.
53. \tfall through the cracks, to be overlooked, missed, or neglected: In any inspection process some defective materials will fall through the cracks. Also, slip between the cracks.
54. \tget cracking, Informal.
a. \tto begin moving or working; start: Let's get cracking on these dirty dishes!
b. \tto work or move more quickly.

 

Lol this thread was hard to comprehend for me. my crack is a bag of chips and juice.

 

crack is a lifestyle. is allows me to wear old red beanies and hand me down pants at the age of 34, and not feel bad about it.
it makes the salvation army a cool place to hang out.
it makes unicorns real.
it makes before sensible women love my musty balls.
its a great diet.

crack is life.

and oh, im talking about crack cocaine. more to come? maybe.

 

Getting head is like crack to me. I wish I could get my woman's mouth on my dong every single night and day.

 

fresh air. not even joking, if im getting some air, im a happy camper.

 

This is my crack.

I could eat these all day no joke.

I don't know if they are for sale in America though.

 

CRACK n. - the moonshine of today's prohibition

 

BBQ ribs from some ghetto place (so fire), weed haha