Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was bevcause they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there. One boy said, "Will you baptize us?" "Sure," the janitor said. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play." When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Bablist because they just sprinkle you." The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?" The others said, "Yes, what do you think that means?" "That means we're Pisscopalians."