On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the >passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady >stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was >sexually harassed!" > >The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would >check into it soon. > >Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a >second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I >believe I was sexually harassed!" > >This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers >had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, >to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. > >He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath >the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I >help you?" > >The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. >I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located >it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on >the side!"
