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that weird thimg about your dealer

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by yaboi420, Jul 31, 2011.

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  1. #101 sofly23, Aug 4, 2011
    not really weird, but my dealer deals to his dad whenever he comes down from colorado haha.
    we were having a smoke sesh at his house and his dad comes barging in and says, "ARE YOU SMOKING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!"
    needless to say, scared the shit out of me :cool: he then said lemme hit that joint!
    i was so baked and confused lol
     
  2. #102 superstoner21, Aug 4, 2011
    My dealer is incredibly unreliable. Guess i should find a new one.
     
  3. #103 Foxie, Aug 4, 2011
    It bothers me that this thread says 'thimg'
     
  4. #104 niqqabieber69, Aug 4, 2011
    it bothers me that u give a shit for one mistyped letter
     
  5. #105 Verdurous, Aug 4, 2011
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    He never said he gives a shit, it just bugs him. How are you any different being bothered by him anyway? lol
     
  6. #106 Jumbo, Aug 4, 2011

    it bothers me it took me so long to understand what you even just posted.

    lol

    on topic, theres some great stories in here lol, keep them comin guys.
    dont have any because my dealer is basically just like me, we have all the same interests basically, and ive only bought off of him other than like 20 or so other times
     
  7. #107 spillx, Aug 4, 2011
    my dealer is a black guy who kinda acts a little white. He takes his sweet ass time getting to me, does some sketchy deals ( multiple cars lined up at one location) but hooks it up pretty good
     
  8. #108 silby, Aug 4, 2011
    my dealer wraps weed in toilet paper.....best weed ive ever smoke though :)
     
  9. #109 the herbo1ogist, Aug 4, 2011
    Rather my dealer be the State of California.
     
  10. #110 Zenzy, Aug 4, 2011
    My dealer has feds watching him :)
     
  11. #111 t-fizz, Aug 4, 2011
    Sounds pretty "shitty"...

    Hehh??

    Pretty funny huh?


    Ya pick up on that one?

    I said its shitty cuz its wrapped in toilet paper.

    DOYOUGETIT? :confused:
     
  12. #112 Perpcakes, Aug 4, 2011
    my dealer's a jew with a sick chin strap that he shaves with the one edge razor, the best part is that he's not stingy and 50% of the time he eyeballs what he's selling me.
     
  13. #113 mrharti420, Aug 4, 2011
    Damn, my dealers my close friend. A year older, but hella cool and chill as fuck. Kid hooks me up with everything, he told me his best friend wanted to fuck me last time i texted him and guess what I got with my next sack? A condom. No not in the bag dipshits but yeah, he's hella funny and always smilin' and shit.
     
  14. #114 SundaySun, Aug 4, 2011
    My weed dealer is a little white kid who thinks he can rap
     
  15. #115 HaT, Aug 4, 2011
    My dealer is a 50 year old lady who pushes pounds+ a day. lol
     
  16. #116 S0UR, Aug 4, 2011
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    A jew with a sick chin strap? Lmao!
     
  17. #117 HxCurt, Aug 4, 2011
    I had one dealer that I couldn't figure out if it was a guy or girl. Almost 4 months I didn't know.
     
  18. #118 Oblivion420, Aug 4, 2011
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    Were they a guy or girl?!
     
  19. #119 Foxie, Aug 4, 2011

    One mistyped letter can completely sway the flow of conversation. For example

    Text from Girlfriend: Come over and duck, nobody's home

    How do you respond?
     
  20. #120 Jiggernex, Aug 4, 2011

    "Only if we can goose afterwards"
     
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