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that weird thimg about your dealer

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by yaboi420, Jul 31, 2011.

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  1. #201 BongmasterT, Aug 22, 2011
    He always brings like 3-4 friends with and I always feel like they're gonna jump me for my cash.
     
  2. #202 Buzzedupsnowman, Aug 22, 2011
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  3. #203 truebluejello, Aug 22, 2011
    My guy is really sensitive and has a crush on my boyfriend.
    Always gets the best bud though.
     
  4. #204 240sxLover, Aug 22, 2011
    My dealer has been around the block when it comes to drugs, and he's only 18. Always tryin to get me to try cocaine n shit, which is ghey! He said that one time he tripped on acid and started petting his dog, then his dog started trippin to. He now insists that he can understand what his dog is thinking... I'm kinda curious if I could bond with my dog like that. :)

    He's also another white guy who thinks he's black essentially.
     
  5. #205 gashadokuro, Aug 22, 2011
    One of my friend's connections always always always puts the weed in something stupid when buying off her. Last time she put mine in a napkin that was balled up.
     
  6. #206 psychhawk, Aug 22, 2011
    He has one testy and is missing a leg from the knee down. We call him Stumpy the uniballer.
     
  7. #207 Popinfresh, Aug 22, 2011
    He's got one nut and no belly button. I shit you fucking not...
     
  8. #208 SirGAWD, Aug 22, 2011
    My dealer just blasts his music then tries to sing along not knowing the words properly and ends up just mumbling really loud.
     
  9. #209 Buzzedupsnowman, Aug 23, 2011
    My last resort dealer, just posted on my facebook status.

    It goes like this;

    Status- Any bassists with an amp suitable for shows willing to sell?
    His comment- "Hey man, you know I got what you need"

    Fucking dumbass. Then he deleted his comment probably after realizing what my status was about.
     
  10. #210 Purple Von Piff, Aug 23, 2011
    My dealer is this big black guy that acts black and talks black. He also likes to where all black and lives in a black hole. He's cool though.
     
  11. #211 ADStoker420, Aug 23, 2011
    My dealer was the best dealer ever

    he was the skinniest kid and looked VERY young
    because he was and no one had a clue he dealed only the people who knew him.
    when i was a senior he was a small sophmore but he was chill
    and he always kept all of his dank in his tennis bag because he played alot of tennis ( 3 ounces daily)

    also he would hang out with all my friends
    so ina sense he was also my friend but only in our circle when he had to chance
    to blaze since he was alwaying dealing

    and when someone new would come, no one had an idea our dealer was the smallest and the most innocent looking kid in the group
    and he always hooked it up too with some of the dankest shit ever

    the daily $20= 1.7 of dank crystaly nugs.... couldnt complain :smoking:
     
  12. #212 ieatpolarbears, Aug 24, 2011
    My dealer and I look like the same person. We also act pretty similar, and have passed for twins and even the same person in some cases.
     
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