Turkey Jokes 1. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! 2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! 3. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. 4. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE. 5. Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language. 6. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers. 7. What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot. 8. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all. 9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. 10. How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey. 11. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock. 12. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. 13. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks. 14. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. 15. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. 16. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! 17. Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it. 18. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam. 19. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape. 20. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore