So I have a job where I work a 48hr shift. I have my own office and bedroom/privacy etc. So naturally I browse a few porn sites on my laptop to rub one out from time to time. Anyways I get home and my wife gets on my PC and comes across my browsing history and I forgot to run CCleaner... So she calls my mom and tells her, because shes a little upset. My mom tells her not to worry that all men do it and it's completely normal. Puts my wifes mind completely at ease, no fight over it or anything. Thank you mom!!
I thought this thread was about a guy who couldnt get laid so he fucked a milf, whos fucking skills are superior to females his own age, hence "Thank god for moms". Oh well.