I thought this belonged in Pandora's Box, as it's a pretty controversial topic. Basically, I need you all to sit me down and help me understand why people go bat-shit crazy over this douchy hipster. I simply just don't understand. I look at this "thing", and my balls cringe. My dick is literally upset from just looking at this jerk-off. So my question to you, is what is one dominantly attractive feature on this guy? What makes this terd so damn attractive? I just don't understand.