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Test in 6 Days, But theres more to the story

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012.

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  1. #1 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    Hey guys, im getting a tested this saturday (just a simple urine test from like CVS) and was wondering if you thought i was going to pass. I frequently work out and havnt puffed in a week. I have also recently started using our families steam room, twice now, to sweat a little more. So my question to you is do you think ill pass when the date comes? If not, are there other ways to help pass the test on this date NATURALLY (they will be watching).

    Thanks, all feedback is appreciated.
     
  2. #2 Jrgong, Mar 13, 2012
    last few times you smoked how much was it and about how long ago where they
     
  3. #3 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    about two weeks ago to a week ago i probably blazed once or twice daily with a couple days of nothing mixed in. before two weeks i was taking a break for a little bit, but before the break probably 1-2 times a day.
     
  4. #4 PrinceOfTheCity, Mar 13, 2012
    can you not ask a friend or someone who doesn't smoke to piss in a little bottle?
     
  5. #5 Jrgong, Mar 13, 2012
    he said they'll be watching. But I think you're good honestly, the whole 1 month thing isn't completely accurate, depending on how much you smoked it may only stay in for 3 days-1 week.
     
  6. #6 PrinceOfTheCity, Mar 13, 2012
    wtf... they will enter the restroom and visually watch you pee out your peener? wtf never heard of that and in two jobs they didn't do that to me.
     
  7. #7 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    its my parents
     
  8. #8 KushMastaFlex, Mar 13, 2012
    Damn, you never get piss tested in Canada!
     
  9. #9 shroomkid, Mar 13, 2012
    You're parents are going to watch you piss? lol if you're over 18 why are you letting your parents test you. You can do wtf you want, you're a responsible adult.
     
  10. #10 ghostonvacation, Mar 13, 2012
    you are going to fail. really though...prepare for it.
     
  11. #11 SIRSOG, Mar 13, 2012
    If its just store bought test strips your best bet is to dilute lol, they don't detect for dilution 99% of the time
     
  12. #12 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    yeah i diluted last time and i passed. the reason they are tripping is because im playing lacrosse in college and they think i will get tested for that. its a club team so they dont, but they are under that impression and im not going to tell them otherwise. anyone got any sneaky ways to dilute?
     
  13. #13 SIRSOG, Mar 13, 2012
    [quote name='"steamcleaner"']yeah i diluted last time and i passed. the reason they are tripping is because im playing lacrosse in college and they think i will get tested for that. its a club team so they dont, but they are under that impression and im not going to tell them otherwise. anyone got any sneaky ways to dilute?[/quote]

    Drink a fuck ton of water the day of the test
     
  14. #14 TheDankDude, Mar 13, 2012
    You can always go to GNC or any health/natural food store and ask for something for a "Cleansing Cycle". Don't say you want to detox, they wont sell it to you. Just drink a lot of water and eat fruits and veggies.
     
  15. #15 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    alright, thanks for the imput guys it really does help. So my best bet is day of the test just load up on water?
     
  16. #16 SIRSOG, Mar 13, 2012
    [quote name='"steamcleaner"']alright, thanks for the imput guys it really does help. So my best bet is day of the test just load up on water?[/quote]

    Yea man, I've been passing probation ua's with diluting, albeit I never smoke more than a snap a day, and its never every day

    But I take creatine and drink enough water to drown an elephant (the day of, I have to take creatine regularly to keep it in my system) and I've had no issues haha
     
  17. #17 FluffyBud, Mar 13, 2012
    tons of water, but be careful of over hydration, some people die from too much water.

    but honestly why don't you just tell your parents you're going to fail and there is no point in wasting their money on a DT?
     
  18. #18 steamcleaner, Mar 13, 2012
    because the while point is that i "have" to quit for college.
     
  19. #19 SIRSOG, Mar 13, 2012
    [quote name='"FluffyBud"']tons of water, but be careful of over hydration, some people die from too much water.

    but honestly why don't you just tell your parents you're going to fail and there is no point in wasting their money on a DT?[/quote]

    Yea over hydration is a big no no

    To make sure I don't over hydrate I drink a good bit, then wait until I piss, then drink what I assume was the amount I pissed, and repeat until the test, that way I know (well, assume) that I'm just keeping it at a constant diluted level and not flooding my body
     
  20. #20 TheDankDude, Mar 13, 2012
    Start drinking water now. No harm in preparing early.
     
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