I'll start. If you ever call into a call center and ask for a supervisor, the representative that you escalated on is listening to the call and laughing at you while the supervisor is telling you no. Every call taken is recorded, but, they always go off of what is written in the memo's on the account, regardless of if the customer was told something else on a previous call. So say for instance a rep told you they would give you 500 bonus minutes or waive the express shipping charge and they didn't memo it, you wont be getting it credited unless your talking to someone that genuinely cares. Another thing. The people that call in demanding things from reps are always rejected and have special instructions posted in the accts. that pop up when the caller call in, such as: "customer likes to lie to get credits" or "customer will attempt to claim their mother died to get bonus minutes." So just becaus you got a new rep, doesn't mean everyone isnt already clued into the scam when they pull up that account in the system.
1. Your food is never sanitary in any restaurant 2. Most factories don't give a fuck about you getting injured as long as you keep your mouth shut. 3. If you beat off in a library, people know what you are doing, but are too embarrassed to say anything.
http://forum.grasscity.com/pandoras...-because-your-work-others-might-not-know.html Nevermind I see it's closed, still a good 100 pages of fucked up secrets though
At Walmart electronics, no one knows fuck all about anything in the department, We read the boxes and bullshit our way through it until you either leave or buy it People who give the slightest bit of attitude, I don't fully help say if they asked if we had some game, and I could detect some anger or snottiness I would automatically say we are out of stock Same goes for impatient people, I will take twice as long and stop in the back and eat a Twinkie before I go out and tell them the tv they want is out of stock And we always judge you, if you look poor then we will bring you to the poor section/cheap stuff then leave and if you are rich/normal looking we will bring you over to the normal stuff and ask if you need help with anything. Also don't ask us where shit is or if other stores have something in stock when you first walk in cause we will either point you in the wrong direction or lie to your face because we see that you are a lazy prick
Work for UPS, we basically have no screening process within the U.S. but I'm sure most people know that. No one that works here gives a fuck if your package is fragile. If you a residential person that gets packages often, we don't value your business, we actually hate you.
Every time a customer pisses me off, thinking he's all high and mighty, and wants a part that comes from the backroom, I will either rub the part on my balls (Which are usually sweaty after working a few hours), or if the part is too big, I'll stinkpalm him before he leaves. Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Gooseman. Edit: Don't worry, I wash my hands afterwards. I don't want a good customer to have to deal with ballsweat or a stinkpalm.
If you need help or ask if we have something in stock and your a dick im going to ignore you or say we are out. If you are buying a piece of furniture or something else that is large chances are the box its in has been dropped countless times before you get it, the product however is fine and if it aint bring it back. If you ask about a product chances are we dont know about it either and just read the box witch you could have done yourself.
I've had people ask me fucking dumb questions. One idiot asked me if a steering wheel cover we sold would fit her car. The worst... and best... is when a customer comes into the store expecting us to give them special treatment and give them sale prices on items that were on sale a month ago. It's bad because they get all whiny about it, but it's great because it is one of the very few times I can insult and ridicule a customer without getting in shit.
Man.. This thread is full of dicks.. I know where all the TV Studios in the Hollywood area are AND I could get you into 90% of them
When you hire movers if your box is not labeled or even sometimes with labels, depends on the customer we're not gonna ask where it goes, we're throwin that bitch in the garage unless the customer is directing the whole time. Man it's nice when they think they have something better to do, stack after stack right into the garage, no stairs and halways an shit.
I work in a sports stadium and I work in the bar pouring pints and what have you. - When I go into the kitchen of the food kiosks and see the romanian packaging and the smell coming from the burger meat, I thank god I'm a vegetarian. - I always take off my name-tag and if asked, I'll tell an American punter my name is something irish because they're ten times more likely to tip if I use an irish name. - Managers will often pour a cheaper brand of whiskey into a more expensive brand of whiskey towards the end of the night for more profits. Don't fuck with little Twee. I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Back at the old computer repair shop - Yes, we look at your documents and pictures. - Nice tits, bring your PC back anytime. Some employee's install software onto your machine that allows them to remotely view your webcam and other things.. - I didn't agree with it and that was one of the reasons why I quit that job. If you brought your PC in because you had a virus.. well, we know you were looking at porn. Sometimes it was really awkward, depending on the customer. :shivers: Please clear your history before bringing your PC in for repairs.. Some of the shit you guys look at is very disturbing.
Ya, some dude in California got arrested doing that last year. He would pop up error messages on the computer saying their laptops required steam so girls would let their laptop sit near the shower with them.