We need some humor up in here... Share any interesting jokes here. This is my first joke for me: Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? John: Seven. Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? John: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have? John: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? John: Seven! Teacher: John, where in the heck do you get seven from?! John: Because I've already got a freaking cat!
Teacher said to the class i want you to go home tonight & thunk of sentence or phrase with the word contagious in it. Little johnny in class next day stands up &says. "Last night i went a walk with my dad. One of our neighbours was painting his garden fence with a 2" brush.my dad said it'll take that cunt ages to do that "....... Sent from my SM-T210 using Grasscity Forum mobile app