A New York City reporter went to the jungle to interview Tarzan. As they sat in the treehouse, he began; Reporter: I know being raised by apes you tend to be mono-syllabic. Tarzan: Ugh. Reporter: It's apparent by the names of those around you. For example, "Boy". Tarzan: Ugh Reporter: And of course "Cheetah". Tarzan: Ugh. Reporter: But what I'm curious about is Jane. We all know she was a lady of some means back in England. So what I'd like to know from you is what is Jane's whole name? Tarzan: Jane's hole named PUSSY!