Tarzan Joke

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Jan 31, 2001.

  1. Tarzan is walking through the jungle one day and gets in a fight with a lion. The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes,and rips off his penis. Left for dead Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and rescues him. Taking him up to their tree house, they give him a gorillas arm to replace the one he lost. An eagle's eye for his eye, and a baby elephant's trunk to replace his penis.
    After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah asks tarzan "How do you like?"

    Tarzan replies "Me like new arm very strong. Me like new eye see far and good. But me no like new willie, all day long it picks up leaves and shoves them up my ass!!"

  2. i bet they have a picure of that at rotten.com. lol jk


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