I think he developed a special mechanism in his blow hole, in which he can store a gallon of bong water, that somehow gets him buzzed. Or he just beaches himself for an hour or two and sneaks up on unconscious/awesome stoners who will blow a few shotguns for a fellow dolphin. Maybe Bob Marlin plucks sea weed and then compresses it into a brick, and then he swims to an active underwater volcano, and lowers the sea-hash brick into the volcano with a fishing net, and then traps the gases somehow. Maybe he uses one of those inflatable underwater tents and just uses it to catch the sea-hash gases and then brings it to the surface and inhales all of the fumes at once. Even though the gas gets cooled down by all the water, the dolphin almost always coughs like crazy, and this explains why dolphins/whales always blow out they're blow hole (it's their way to cough). OR something like that
Ya know how we say "I'm gonna go watch tv" And old people say "I'm going to watch the tv" Us younger folk don't say "the" in front of tv. Old people do because it was relatively new in their time So ya know how we say "the computer"? In 60 year will we drop the "the"?
What if the Soviets were all a bunch of pedophiles? It seems a little out there, but look at their name! CCCP. That's like "child child child porn." With this in mind, maybe the USSR wasn't a nation, but instead a big club of pedophiles who happened to be socialist/communist.
lol i just wanted to post that in here what if soviet russia really was a super nice place to live but the man just didn't want us to know about it so they made it look all restrictive and mean and then eventually the corporations took it down
Does a bar of soap even get "truly" dirty? sure it can get stained or covered in dirt but just put some water on it and it pretty much cleans itself... lol idk i thought about this in the shower
you know what would really freak people out? like they make scented soaps and shit right and they make soaps with stuff inside the soap oils in the center that as you use the soap it releases a scent and shit what if you made some soap with really nasty shit stuck inside like a capsule of puke, or a piece of used tampon wouldn't that be a mind-fuck? clean on the outside, nasty inside and i bet a bunch of nasty ass people would buy them shits even just as a gag gift or something you sick bastards
what if fish were the most advanced species on earth and they came on dry land wearing dry suits and put us in nets and stuck stuff inside us in the name of science and took us back to their underwater cities and put us in terrariums for the their fishy citizens to ooo and ah at. that would be trippy maaaaaaaaannnnn.
what if everything flowed backwards, but our perception was that of forwards? what if forwards and backwards were the same thing? what if the everything was just an expression of everything else? what if everything was that intricately related? what if I actually sat down for once to watch House? "Where's Black Doctor and Janitor?"
it was a bad idea saying this because now i can't stop looking at it fuck if this were pornographic in nature, since i'm so entranced, is this technically masturbation?
[quote name='"Atomic Stoner"']Where the fuck do my socks go[/quote] Haven't you ever seen that episode of Married with Children?! The aliens take em man.
[quote name='"Atomic Stoner"']Where the fuck do my socks go[/quote] The underpants gnomes man they steal all our clothes!!
I'm thinking of putting a vacuum in my bathroom for an hour to clear out any smoke thats left even with the fan on, not sure if it's a good idea or not.
if parents are involved, im pretty sure letting the vaccuum run in the bathroom would raise suspicion. go out there and smell just outside the bathroom. can you smell the bud? if the answer is no, dont worry. if yes, spray some smelly spray in there and keep the fan on. if you have to take a big nasty shit, that will conveniently cover up any lingering odors.
I was reading about kids who'd spray socks with inhalants and then put the sock in their mouth and inhale until they get really fucked up. This got me thinking. What if this kid also happened to be a giant perv and had a bunch of fap socks and he accidentally put a fap sock in his mouth?
Hey, if this is a thread, why can't we call it a string? Wait, I got it. Could the reason be because the internet is ruled by cats, and, as we all know, they go apeshit over yarn. String isn't that much different than yarn. Hell, thread is a synonym for yarn. I guess the internet cats are too distracted by wanting to "has a cheezburger" to realize that they are missing out on all these internet yarns.