*finishes smoking session* Me: shit I'm hungry as fuck friend: let's got that fast food place you mentioned before and get pizza Me: yeah that sounds chill *gets to the food place* *sits down* Waitress comes over "what will you be having" Me: *stares at waitress face for 1 minute straight while my friend laughs at me* Me 1 minute later h pizza please
There are so many 1: almost dying because I spend two hours on a frozen chair naked 2: eating a salad like an apple 3: shouting profanities at cops and other undesirables There are more but I don't remember them
biking through a round about at 60kmh and fucking up the apex... front end lost traction. and my hand had a big serving of road. took me three weeks to be able to use my hand the right way and even months later I still gotta worry how I pick shit up. I ride hard when I'm stoned
Threw out my dinner and sat down with the trash and wondered wtf just happened. Sit and stared at my cat for a solid hour, layed on the floor for 30 minutes staring in to space, got in the shower and shampood my hair twice and almist a third time, called somebody and then immediately forgot why so I stayed on the phone going uhhhhhh for like 3 minutes,