Stupid poems wrritten while tripping

Discussion in 'The Artist's Corner' started by KrYsTaL420, May 14, 2003.

  1. My best guy friend and I tripped on shrooms for the first time at my house. It was one of the best experiences of our lives. It definitely brought our friendship to a whole new level.

    During this experience we wrote the DUMBEST poems and I thought it would be cool to share them with you guys.

    The first was written by my friend:

    "Chillin here lost and gone
    Krystal's screaming,
    So I'm going to leave her alone
    My eyes are shown red as the fuck
    Stupid people
    I just wanna cluck
    Though I need a good suck,
    I'm not seeing a duck,
    I'm seeing a turtle.
    Earlier I forgot how to swallow,
    So I began to gurgle.
    This girls acting crazy,
    singing dumb shit like Oh She Daisy
    Earlier she was shooting at me,
    not with bullets,with coins
    Quarters,Flying at me and rolling
    Walls wavily rolling,
    I can't feel shit,
    and it's kind of crazy
    Am I kind of lazy?
    I don't feel like moving,
    and I'm tired of writing.
    Krystal is telling her own book bye.
    Now she is rapping,
    and saying she is clucking like a duck,
    and FUCK
    I'm stuck writing."

    LMAO that was the funniest thing ever to read the next day! Half of it makes no sense.

    Anyways mine sucks b/c it's short oh well:

    "An eys, playboy bunny
    What the fuck, soak them shrooms in honey!
    Make them taste better,
    eat more, trip more
    See a letter
    Tree's are animals from Notre Dame
    I sing and desire fame
    All I can say is AHHHHHH."

    LOL I know it sucks but what can I say???
  2. lmao.....i like those, quite funny, and you can get away with them because you's were both on out......Sid
  3. i liked this because it reminds me of back in the day when me and my friend vero used to write everything down when we were toking...we have lists...

    9:33...mark tore the paper
    9:35...mark can't roll for shit
    9:42...finally smoking cuz vero had to roll it
    10:03...oh shit...forgot we were supposed to be writing...

    haha shit like that...and then we would write poetry...ima need to look for some of that would be funny as hell to post here

  4. waiting for it...
  5. lol. that's some funny stuff :)

    when my friend and i were tripping face on blotters (he did 6, i did 10) we thought we were saying all this profound shit... we kept saying we should write it down, but when the pen and paper would come we'd be like "uh... i forgot what i just said" lol. it was insane. we did it for like 2 hours. a sober friend of ours was there... he was like "you guys are nuts" :D
  6. haha those are pretty funny! LMAO

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