Ok, I'm gonna tell a stupid bar joke. If you guys know one, and I know you all do, just add it to this post. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Man walks into a bar- OUCH- FUCK WHO PUT THAT THERE! Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any fish?" Barman replies: "No. We don't sell fish" Duck walks out and is in an hour later. He walks up to the barman and asks: "Got any Fish?" Barman says: "NO WE HAVE NOT GOT ANY FISH NOW GO AWAY!!!" So this goes on for a couple of hours and then the duck walks in again after another hour's interval and asks "Got any fish?" So the barman says: "If you ask for fish one more time I'm gonna nail your fucking webbed feet to the floor." So the duck leaves and comes back an hour later: "Got any nails?" the duck asks "NO!" Shouts the barman. The duck turns to him and asks "Got any fish?"
