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Stupid Bar Jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by KronosX, Apr 30, 2002.

  1. Ok, I'm gonna tell a stupid bar joke. If you guys know one, and I know you all do, just add it to this post.

    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
     
  2. Man walks into a bar- OUCH- FUCK WHO PUT THAT THERE!

    Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman:
    "Got any fish?"
    Barman replies:
    "No. We don't sell fish"
    Duck walks out and is in an hour later. He walks up to the barman and asks:
    "Got any Fish?"
    Barman says:
    "NO WE HAVE NOT GOT ANY FISH NOW GO AWAY!!!"

    So this goes on for a couple of hours and then the duck walks in again after another hour's interval and asks
    "Got any fish?"

    So the barman says:
    "If you ask for fish one more time I'm gonna nail your fucking webbed feet to the floor."

    So the duck leaves and comes back an hour later:
    "Got any nails?" the duck asks
    "NO!" Shouts the barman.
    The duck turns to him and asks




    "Got any fish?"
     
  3. lol, so that is a fucking smart duck
     

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