I think not my good sir! She will be plenty soaked by the time i start that. See below. Besides. Its not the sex organs that I am ultimately attracted to. I am gay because I have the capacity to love and be loved by members of my own gender, in a romantic way. Sex is sex... I'm sure a guy could "get me off" but it wouldn't be the same because of how i feel about the person attached to the penis, hand, lips, tongue, etc.... You get me?
okay i know that many of the 'toy' stores (okay babes in toyland) does monthly seminars as well as the lgbt center on the how-tos. i sent my boyfriend to the oral sex one at babes in toyland and that taught home the ins and outs of the dance. as he was leaving they handed the attendees a flyer for stap on class. you might be surprised to find a similiar seminar at your local lgbt center. also i know alot of folks have bigged up the porn, but i would suggest on our backs as they use to have a lot of useful info in them (again your lgbt center may have a library which might have some issues of the mag)....lastly there's a lesbian version of our body our selves which will give you a how to on everything -- even fisting.
ok fuck all this hate. She can choose w.e she wants dam youre all straying from the point. Its all in the hips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just dont get overly nervous its gonna be awkward like you said before for 22 years you never had a dick!! so accept its gonna be awkward and try to get past it now all you need is practice. Just get in there with your g/f and start gently and slow first and then you will start to feel the rythm, movements etc.. we all didnt start out knowing perfectly how to do it so no worries just give it a million tries enjoy!
After you try it for the first time, and see how it makes your girl crazy. Then realize how lucky you are to not have a throbbing penis, ready to explode every second... Tips: Try it with both of you on your side, so you can still use your mouth, hands. It's easy to get some rhythm from this position. If she wants it hard go doggy, with your feet on the floor and her ass hanging off the bed. At the end of the day it's all about your hips, and your core.
I recommend Viv thomas for lesbian porn reference. Viv thomas makes some of the best lesbian porn that I know of.
I luv ya girrrrrrrrl! I'd rep ya but can't, at the moment. In regard to the strap-on. . .have you tried double headers? I prefer those. But if you despise penetration, I guess that's out.
Oh no, I love penetration.... Og God, whats not to like? But one thing at a time, lol. And I already own a strapon.
When did I ever say anything about hot lesbians and nasty butch ones? Please do not get worked up and if you can't take a little joke then you should make sure that you're a little more politically correct. You're ignorance is showing, you might want to try and cover that up.
*BUZZ* Wrong... I have like 3500 posts.... and you have 60. What are you contributing to the city? And heres a tip for your days here( however many or few they are)... If you don't like the content of a thread..... then GTFO.
I would imagine that knowing how to do it would be easier for a girl. You know what you like when youre using a dildo on yourself right? You wouldn't slam it in and then pull out and be all herky jerky right? Just keep up a good rhythm and do what you do to yourself to get off. And make sure you talk to her so you can make adjustments. Good luck!
Allow me to reiterate... It is apparent that the purpose of this thread is to gain the attention of fellow GrassCity members for a reason unknown to me at this point. That is irrelevant to my post-count. You could have asked one of your "OMGZ MEN SUX I LUV WOMEN" friends, you could have asked on an appropriate sexual orientation/sex toy related forum or website, but to question an obviously unknowing population about the usage of sexual practices involving strap-ons and such things is a clear, desparate, and ultimately sad plea for attention.
men don't sux ... not even you. and in fact i would have to side with you if this was a 'OMG i had my thumb up my ass" attention seeking story thread. instead it was how does this work thread...as in i bought some furniture from ikea and i don't know what goes where thing... which brings me to my next point, it seems that folks are confused about the thread it isn't about 'how do i have sex with a strap on' but instead it read to me as if the poster was wondering how to put together a strap on (like most things it comes in pieces) apparatus...but if i am wrong on this last point gimme can correct me.
Obviously unknowing? lol i thought i gave a good bit of info. One could argue that you coming in here putting her down is a cry for attention as well.
I saw two drunk chicks go at it with a strap on at a party in front of mad people, no jokes. But for real though everyone needs to chill the fuuuuck out. People are way too hostile these days. It's a stoner forum I mean shit, smoke some weed and relax. If you're just going to hate or be an asshole, dont post. Just go to a thread you'd enjoy posting in. OP, I agree with everyone that says watch some guy/girl porn. And idk, maybe try the thing on and mimic what you see and try to get some techniques down before you and your girl get down to business. I lol'd at the thought of someone walking around wearing a strap on with a pair of jeans. That's hilarious. Have fun though!
you didn't. peter griffin did. political correctness? i don't think you have any license to speak on that topic seeing as you referred to a lesbian as a "feminist cunt". in any regard, i don't see how i was in the least bit politically incorrect. as for my "ignorance" showing, i don't think you understand the meaning of that word. by the way you speak of feminism it's clear you embody the term. if you had even read the thread in it's entirety you would see that i wasn't referring to you in my post until i specifically referred to your "feminist cunt" statement.
learn to read? where did I call anyone a feminist cunt? and I said I have nothing against lesbians unless they act like feminist cunts...now where am I calling anyone anything? see you're the type who wants people to talk shit so you can play the "blah blah youre a bigot blah men are such pigs blah blah blah" card. its been seen before and its sad. you're prejudice towards men OBVIOUSLY.
woah dude, your ability to psychoanalyze over the internet just blew my mind first of all, i am a man and am in no way a self loather. believe if it you need it, but i've got nothing but love for those who make their way through life with courtesy and respect. what gets me is rudeness and ignorance. i guess you missed where i quoted you saying "if your gonna be a feminist cunt then well.." from reading that i reasonably inferred that you were suggesting she was acting like a "feminist cunt" by pointing out a male stereotype. to claim you weren't tying "feminist cunt" to the OP is an insult to anyone's intelligence. by all means, use "if" as a cop out if you have something to preserve. you've contributed nothing of value to this thread and it's clear that you are the type of person who ignores valid points and addresses what you fabricate as a persons character rather than their argument. i did nothing but address the totally unwarranted disrespect that showed up in this thread, and it was appreciated by the OP.