Strap-on help

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by GimmieMore, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. So I wanna fuck this girl with my strap on. Problem is I have no idead what I'm doing and that makes me feel awkward.

    Anybody here done it?

    Or guys wanna give me some tips?

    I'm so unfamiliar with the male anatomy that I almost don't even know where the dam thing is suppposed to hang.


    Ugh.... what a mess........
     
  2. Watch some porno, seriously.
     
  3. ^best advice

    google images helps too

    or google: how to use a strap on
     
  4. Oh i have been....

    but porn sucks.

    especially girl/girl porn.

    not realistic.....

    i still watch though. i get the idea with the actual fucking.... just not sure what should all be between me putting it on and me "beating it out of the frame" so to speak.


    I suppose she will tell me.....but I like knowing what to do...
     
  5. Send me a video of your technique so far.
     
  6. #6 Alexyonfire!, Apr 23, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 23, 2009
    LOL OK I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THIS.

    Weirdly enough.

    Put it on, the straps usaully go under and over your ass cheeks.

    IF it comes with one, insert the dildo in your vag.

    tighten it.

    Insert it in your GF, fuckfuckfuck, switch positon's.

    Cum.

    Repeat.

    http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/lesbiansex/a/HowToStrapOn.htm
     
  7. lol.... sure.....


    All my good skills are in my mouth......

    I'm working on the other stuff.

    I think I'm nervous.. I'm not usually nervous about anything sex related....

    maybe because I have a reputation to uphold......

    as god with a lowercase "g"
     

  8. lol....... i like that one.......
     
  9. yea porno's will be your best bet because ive never used a strap on so its hard to call lol.....im pretty sure if u buy one of those things they prolly come with instructions like condoms lol.....and believe me once u got it on and in the moment ...u will kno what to do...its natural.
     
  10. It's really not that hard, In and out... in and out... oh God yes... OH YES MORE MORE HARDER HARDER :love:

    And that's it.
     
  11. having a plastic dick after 22 years without one doesn't feel natural at all... lol....

    i had a more experienced lez friend tell me to try wearing it under my pants to get used to it...




    That didn't work so well. Its hard to function with a 8" raging hardon that will NEVER go away.

    I feel for you guys...... i do.....
     
  12. More like 12", but im glad someone understands.
     


  13. Weirdly enough i have experience putting them on a girl. Dont worry, there all kinda nervous at first.
    ONce you too really get into it it will be awesome thou.
    Doesnt mean you cant pull it out, and quicky move your head back down there.
     
  14. Yeah me too


    On the porn thing id say watch ameatur from afar camera angle. POV isnt going to help you. Make one of your guy frineds day and have him join.
     

  15. ewww... no
     
  16. i'd say it depends whether your lookin for passionate love making or raunchy in and out porno sex.

    personally i think it's awkward to be jack hammering on a chick when you could be laying real close kissing on her neck and whatnot. in my experience it feels better for the guy as well as the girl to get in there deep so your penis is hitting the g-spot while your front is sort of working the clitoris.

    i just think porn has made sex somewhat unrealistic. it seems like there are just stock "moves" people are always trying to pull that involves a lot of boob grabbing and jack hammering rather than passionate caressing and mutual "copulation" if you will.

    i don't want a chick to just lay back while i throw my dick in and out..i'd much prefer a loving embrace of the two organs to be worked from the hips.

    i hope i made some sense lol. i'd say having a penis is pretty close to a strap on except you won't have to worry about coming before your partner:p
     
  17. #17 Peter Griffin, Apr 23, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 24, 2009
    are you a hot lesbian or a fat, nasty, butch one?

    Offensive language will not be tolerated. Clean up your posts. - chillax
     
  18. lol..........
     
  19. #19 GimmieMore, Apr 23, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 25, 2009

    Ummm excuse me??


    1. Butch can be very hot.... idiot.

    2. You are an idiot.

    3. Are you a stupid balding, sweating, hairy breeder man or one that has a brain and actually deserves to be allowed in public?

    4. Dick.

    I know you're just responding to the BS but report it and let us handle it rather than risk your membership with name-calling. *RMJL
     

  20. This is soo funny it made me spill my coffee


    BTW.....maybe you can't fuck w/a strap-on, but you fucked him pretty good.
     

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