Strangest place you've masturbated

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by ehleminator69, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. -Parked Camaro in a parking lot of a soccer field with people all around at night

    -Two story hotel time-share room in orlando florida, in the bathtub with the shower running while my friend was in the other room

    -My dads old loft in Italy, in the shower with the water running

    pretty weird...
     
  2. i joined the mile high club... by myself ;)
     
  3. Ermm... jail.
     
  4. Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaahahahaha. :laughing:
     
  5. When I was 14 we got a new refrigerator and I was just chilling in the box one day and yeah. I got a handjob in the movies once?
     
  6. I jacked off in a meeting room with a teacher on the computer on the other side of the room back in highschool. some fucker gave me viagra or something i swear my shit was too hard to not do it.
     
  7. on a bystanders head from the top of the empire state building
     
  8. Get this. damn good times...

    In a hotel room next to the bed, while my friend is playing fucking x box and im looking out side at six flags down the road and beating my meat all over the wall, half way through my friend goes "bro i'm SO PUMPED to ride goliath tomorrow" and i was like "yeahhhh" and nutted.

    ahh. true stories are the worst.:smoking:
     
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  9. This one was just tonight: I was walking home from a party when I passed my old high school on the way. I was still full of energy so i decided to go on campus and walk around the outside. There's a big rock out in front of the school, about half the size of a car. I leaned over it and started beating my meat for a good 10 minutes, then moved over to a front door and blew my load all over the door handle. Basically I fucked my school.

    Dont judge me! =P
     
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  10. #110 Deleted member 199219, Jul 20, 2009
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    Oh.
     
  11. #111 Deleted member 199219, Jul 20, 2009
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    Intresting.
     
  12. #112 Deleted member 199219, Jul 20, 2009
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    Ummm?
     
  13. in some bushes on sunset blvd. (the SF one)

    i was really really really drunk and the pressures where just overwhelming

    to tell u guys the truth i felt like i had no choise

    and it was soooooooo worth it
     

  14. i hope your "friend" beat your ass for that.

    i know i would, and would with a big fat smile
     
  15. #116 Deleted member 199219, Jul 20, 2009
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    Huh?
     


  16. so you ate the bread with Mens Sperm on It ?

    Epic Fucking Fail
     
  17. I'd rep you if I could, lmao
     
  18. when i was 14 i went boating with some friends of the family. one of my parents friends had a banging body. she looked so good in her bikini i had to spend most of the time in the water hiding my boner. when we landed on this beachy part of the lake i couldnt take it anymore, i ran into the woods and rubbed one out real quick.
     
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  19. I went hiking naked once and found a rock that looked like a chair. i sat down and beat it out in the wild.
     

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