Stoner Dictionary.

Discussion in 'General' started by Rampede, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Dime: $10 worth weed (.7-.9g)
    Dub: $20 worth of weed (1.6-1.8g)
    Eighth: $40 worth of weed (3.5-3.8g)

    Spliff: Aka joint
    Bleezy: Aka blunt
    Vase: Aka bong
    Superman: My bubbler's name.. R.I.P

    Crutch: Piece of card paper, rolled and used as a filter to hold the shape of mouth piece.
    Roach: End of the joint...(time to get that clip out :).All u stoners know what im sayin:rolleyes: )
    Puff Puff Give: Take 2 hits.. pass it on. (Traditionally done with Blunts n Joints)
    T.H.P: Two hit pass. (Traditionally done with Blunts n Joints)

    O's: Smoke Ring
    Ghost: Hold smoke in mouth, open your mouth for a sec and inhale.
    French Inhale: Hold smoke in mouth, open your mouth a little bit and inhale through nose.

    Toke: smoke
    Get lifted: Get high
    Flying: High as Fuck lol
    Blazed: You'll know when u get there.. Hit me up when u do lol

    Ganja: Weed
    Dro: Weed
    Marujuana: Weed
    Mary Jane: Weed
    Happy Grass: Weed
    Herbs: Weed
    Hydro: Weed grown in water. (if u ever get your hands on this. try it.. it will blow u away.)

    Magic Brownies: weed brownies
    Sugar Cookie: weed cookie
    Cannabutter: Weed butter
    Firecracker: Some gramcrackers made into a sandwich wit som peanut butter n weed.

    Resin Ball: scrape the black shit in ur piece, roll it into a ball n smoke it


    Haha Stay up.;)
     
  2. microphone- when your holding the piece/joint/blunt/whatever and you won't stop talking long enough to even hit the damned thing, and you end up getting a lot of irksome looks.
     
  3. Hey I myself personally am a roller.:smoke: but new to the site i see all these awsome pipes and terms i dont know. They are fumed and lined with what gold and silver or idk somebody help me out. My life long dream is to be hippie straight hippie and i cant do it being a dumbass. so what is all the fancy pipe talk???:D
     
  4. i had to go to this drug class once and they gave me this huge packet of drug terms and their was one that was "baby slits" for ecstasy...hahaha
     
  5. Slang in New Zealand:

    Most of you have already mentioned the terms we use, but I'd just like to point out what that Aussie guy said was right. We refer to a 'bowl' as a cone.

    Also, probably the most common weed term used here in Kiwiland is 'tinny'. Tinnies were usually a gram of weed wrapped up in tinfoil. Nowadays its a small $20 bag usually of the same amount, not necessarily wrapped in tinfoil. A 'tinny house' is basically a house in where a dealer grows their weed.
     
  6. boner- erect penis
     
  7. Wow $5 dollars worth of weed.. lowest we have here is $25
     
  8. A stick is a $25 bag over here..
     
  9. Stoner Babble: The language only understood in the stoned state, that is used to communicate to a fellow stoner when talking with your mouth full of food.

    ex. howly ghsshit jhiss shacken is glood as fock, pash tha conshertar

    translation: Holy shit, this chicken is good as fuck, pass the converter.
     
  10. i am pretty sure.... at least in my state, all of the cops already KNOW the lingo... and really dont care much about marijuana anyways!!! its the crackheads they are looking for.. or at least they should be!
    i enjoyed reading this thread. even as a seasoned smoker i learned some things.
    its interesting how many different words meen the same thing!
    THANKS FOR THIS THREAD! :)
     
  11. I just learned a new one today it

    Halo: the feeling you get on the top or near the top of your head, when your high.

    ^^wouldn't that high be called a "headie"?

    btw OP this thread was a GREAT IDEA!!!
     

  12. I did those with Cuban cigars on special occasions like 4/20, They held around 5g if you packed it well. We also coated under the leaf with hash oil so it would be more potent and so it would not unravel when emptied out.

    They burn for over 2 hours, so if your with a small group they last all night. Usually you get too fucked to even finish the thing if your alone.:laughing:
     
  13. Hey, can we put our own words in here and hope they catch on? Here goes...

    Hasmurfradite or hermafrog - a plant that has both male and female flowers.
    Lickedy splif - means I'll be there as soon as I'm done rolled up this fatun.
    Fatun - redneck stoner term for a hootie hoo. The plural "fatuns" is a term of endearment that a redneck husband may call his wife when he wants a beer but in no way should be a part of this thread.
    Taco Salad - a bag of mexican schwag weed
    G - the homie that brought you the taco salad


    Last but not least......

    Marijuana - a term most commonly used by police or on the news to describe an illegal green substance that just seems to be all over the place going under scandalus names such as:

    Goodness
    Deliciousness
    Wonderment
    Supercalafragalistic Exbeeealodouchous
    Stickyicky
    Nugliness
    Uberduber
    Stankolicious
    Walter Cron kite
    La cucarocha
    Spank
    Diggedy doo
    And many more....,
     
  14. a ration is when you unroll a cigarette and fill it with weed and tobacco, the filter is still on
     
  15. #95 KANSAStoner, Jun 20, 2010
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2010
    That's great, I am so using that from now on:D


    One day I am going to build a house out of this, and one day when I am very old and dying, I am going to die in my house fire.:smoking:
     

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  16. damn you guys pay too much for weed... around here its 5$ a gram:hippie:
     
  17. #97 Bleeziesnheem, Sep 30, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 30, 2010
    go forth and smoke young noobs.....

    blunt- cigar full of weed
    bleezy/bleez- blunt
    J- joint
    chop/chopper- fat blunt or a gun
    crutch- piece of cardboard inserted into the end of a J or blunt to make it more stable
    roach- the end of a blunt/ J
    generation bowl- a bowl made of many roaches
    wu tang- eating the roach
    scooby snack- ash in the mouth from smoking a pipe with no screen
    corner- light a small part of the bowl so as not to kill all the green
    cherried- the bowl is still lit so no need to light it
    ***** lip- hitting a joint/blunt and leaving excess spit on it
    Bo blunt- a blunt laced with robotussin or codine
    skimped- you got less than u paid for
    joog- fat sack/ hook up
    clear it- dont leave stale smoke in the bong when you pass it
    chewie- blunt laced with coke
    hash- concentrated THC, this shit gets you high
    grinder- a tool that grinds weed so it makes it burn easier
    keif- weed pollen that collects in the bottom of a grinder.

    And most importantly.......
    tension- 10 sac/10$ of weed
    dub- gram or 20$ of weed
    twomp- same as above
    8th- 8th of an ounce
    quarter- quarter oz
    half- half oz
    zip- ounce
    O-same as above
    qp- quarter lb
    hp- half lb
    pack- whole lb
    blown/blitzed/keyed/stoned/stuck/zooted- high

    im sure ill think of more right after i post lol
     
  18. G-Bong - Gravity bong, bottle with a socket in the cap, holes in the bottom in a bucket, you burn the weed and pull the bottle up and then take the cap off and hit it, very effective, best way to get the most bang for your buck.
    Dime - Usually a gram or as much as the dealer will give you for ten.
    Dub - Two grams, or two ten sacks.
    Light - Lighter
    J - Joint
    L - Blunt
    Blizzie - Blunt
    Rello - Cigarello
    Some Fire - Some really good weed
    Mid - Regular weed, usually 5-10 dollars a gram
    Dank - High quality bud, basically anything with a name, usually 20 a gram
    Schwaggg - Really shitty bud, 5 dollars a gram
     
  19. Alright im from Boston MA and around here its....

    piff- bomb bud, headies, dank
    mids- shitty weed, shwag, mulch, mersh
    spliff- joint rolled with some tobacco cut in it or a blunt (L)
    Jibba- joint, jib, bone, dube, (mahb greens) lmao
    dub is a 20 bag(2 dimes) if your toards the city, or a typical bag in the suburbs
    __________
    Im interested in prices out there, around here its..
    single ounce- 325-350, maybe even 400-420 if your a dumbass, usually in bulk its way cheaper like if your picking up a qp, or hp(quarter pound or half pound) 275-300 per zip...zip meaning ounce.

    usually 20 a gram for piff, 10-15 dollars a gram for hydros or KB's...and if your even smoking mids then thats just gross ahhaha. but like 5-10 dollars a gram.

    60 dollars a (slice) or an eighth, depending who u are
     
  20. [quote name='"BostonPiff"']Alright im from Boston MA and around here its....

    piff- bomb bud, headies, dank

    Im from NH and I have never heard that term but I dig it
     

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