Stoner Achievements

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by RawStoner, Dec 31, 2012.

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    Here are some "fun" things you can do while stoned. Which of these have you done? If you have any Stoner Achievements you want to suggest, post them and I'll add them to this list. Just make sure that they're mostly feasible. :smoking:

    [] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)
     
  2. #2 RawStoner, Dec 31, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 31, 2012
    [x] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [x] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [x] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [x] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [x] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [x] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [x] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [x] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [x] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [x] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [x] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [x] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [x] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [x] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    Total = 853 Points.
     
  3. [X] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [X] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [X] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [X] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [X] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [X] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [X] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [X] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [X] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [X] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [X] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [X] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    Score: 538
     
  4. [] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [X] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [X] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [X] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [X] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [X] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    Score:258
     
  5. [] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [x] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [x] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [x] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [x] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [x] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [x] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [x] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [x] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [x] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [x] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    463
     
  6. 746

    Not gonna check em all off cause I'm on my phone
     
  7. [] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [x] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [x] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [x] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [x] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [x] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [x] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [x] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.) dumb as fuck
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.) dumb as fuck
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [x] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [x] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [x] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [x] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [x] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.) this doesn't deserve points
    [] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.) neither does this
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.) or this
    [x] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    total: 422

    your point system sucks my cock(s)
     

  8. Oh, you're from NJ. :3
     
  9. [] Go to White Castle stoned. (100 Points.)
    [X] Go to McDonalds stoned. (1 Pts.)
    [X] Go to Applebees, Chili's, Burger King or Wendy's Stoned (5 Pts.)
    [X] Gotten SO high. (1 Pts.)
    [X] Novice: Meditate for 10 minutes. (10 Pts.)
    [] Intermediate: Meditate for 20 minutes. (20 Pts.)
    [] Buddha: Meditate for 30 minutes or more in one session. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Exercise while stoned (50 Pts.)
    [X] Do homework while stoned (100 Pts.)
    [X] Speak to a stranger on the street. (5 Pts.)
    [X] Take public transportation (bus, train, gondola) while stoned. (5 Pts. 50 Pts. if stoned on gondola.)
    [X] Skateboarded/biked stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [] Snowboard/ski stoned. (20 Pts.)
    [X] Spoken to a cop while stoned. (50 Pts.)
    [X] Do a good deed, involving marijuana. (100 Pts.)
    [] Smoke up the pizza guy/milkman/mailman. (50 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana over state borders. (25 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane. (500 Pts.)
    [] Carry marijuana onto a plane and not get thrown into Guantanamo Bay. (1000 Pts.)
    [X] Smoke pot in public. (1 Pts.)
    [] Smokin' on the dock of the bay (or on a boat.) (50 Pts.)
    [X] Have a joint/bowl for breakfast. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Make an apple bong. (10 Pts.)
    [] Make a lemon bong. (20 Pts.)
    [] Make a melon bong. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Drive stoned. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Went to a family function stoned (Thanksgiving dinner, church, etc.) (20 Pts.)
    [] Speak to a priest/pastor/bishop/pope/imam/rabbi while stoned. (100 Pts.)
    [] Stuff yourself full of peanut butter. (5 Pts.)
    [] Discovered an awesome band that you still listen to. (10 Pts.)
    [X] Had your parents/guardian throw your pot away. (50 Pts.)
    [X] Been caught at school/college. (20 Pts.)
    [] Been arrested for marijuana possession. (100 Pts.)
    [X] Gotten stoned with your pet/friend's pet. (10 Pts.)

    Score : 468
     
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