Stoned, Couldnt Get It Up.

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  1. #1 YourStonedBuddy, May 25, 2014
    So a couple days ago I was chilling with a friend of mine (female) we had planned on getting stoned and having sex. (I've never had high sex yet)

    Anyway, we hit a couple bongs and started getting down to it, but for some reason I couldn't get it up at all! Not that I wasn't enjoying her giving me head and touching me, I just couldn't get hard :(
    We basically ended up fucking even though I wasn't hard :huh:

    Has this happened to anybody else? Let's hear the stories!

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  2. #2 tokinextreme, May 25, 2014
    Only with whiskey...if anything weed gets me more hard, sorry fella. Were you 'too' stoned?
     
  3. #3 Stride420, May 25, 2014
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    Nope I'm always hard as a rock stoned or not but it's harder stoned because of all that extra blood flow.

    You were probably just anxious because from a medical point since marijuana is a vasodialator it acts as an aphrodisiac.
     
  4. #4 4r5t6y7, May 25, 2014
    Weed tends to increase tactile sensation for me.
     
  5. #5 By the Beard of Stew!, May 25, 2014
    Nervous?

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  6. #6 OscarZetaAcosta, May 25, 2014
     
    This...Other than "Too stoned."
     
    Everyone knows there is no such thing. :cool:
     
  7. #7 samallen34, May 25, 2014
    You were probably thinking too much. When you didn't get it up it may have stressed you out. It happens, I dont think it was the weed man.
     
  8. #8 black sabbath, May 25, 2014
    You probably just have a weird dick man
     
  9. #9 smokehound, May 25, 2014
    damn that was mean.. >=(
     
  10. #10 tokinextreme, May 25, 2014
    I was going to say that haha...but I mean greening out or just not being able to concentrate despite wanting to. Damn I love stoned sex...
     
  11. #11 paperplanes11, May 26, 2014
    That's a sign you're turning queer.
    I'm no doctor but a sign nontheless


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  12. #12 EastCoastPothead, May 26, 2014
    aids


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  13. #13 finn slice, May 26, 2014
    You couldnt get hard so you mashed your flacid dick into her genitals? genius
     
  14. #14 swimswimswim, May 26, 2014
     
    no sweat dude... considering the anticipation to first "high sex" and the racing thoughts that can come with taking some bong rips, and your probably slightly ADHD personality.. not uncommon.
     
  15. #15 Mr.. Rager, May 26, 2014
    being stoned makes it way harder. the problem lays within your dick
     
  16. #16 azcactus, May 26, 2014
    You; Come on dick get hard
     
    Dick: Naaahhhhhh, I'm stoned, I'm just going to chill.
     
    You: Damn it dick, arise
     
    Dick: Ain't happening man. 
     
  17. #17 aToker, May 26, 2014
    everyone stop being so dramatic 
     
    op you simply weren't in the zone and were too stoned.
     
  18. #18 Lucid_High, May 26, 2014
    Your dick is a pussy
     
  19. #19 J_IntheMix, May 26, 2014
    Hmmmm...my cock is a solid rock as soon as I exhale.

    This is a sad story OP

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  20. #20 Couch_King420, May 27, 2014
    At least you will always be my stoned buddy


    I Smoke weed 4/20-7 😎
     
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