Stimulating my pineal gland

If you've been smoking weed for 2 days and you haven't managed to fall asleep, then you're doomed to be forever awake.

 

The obvious. Indian style sitting. Hands in an A-OK position and hum. With any
Luck your body will go into a deep sleep like state, your breathing will become deep and you will activate the pineal gland and you can then journey within. Fun times.

 

pineal gland? dude stop talking about your dick

 

just take some melatonin, or avoid bright lights so your normal body rhythms start up

 

umm....it very much isnt. its in your brain and produces melatonin. so if you really thought it was in your penis did you think stimulating it would just be some crazy masturbation technique?

 

Am I the only one who's having trouble making sense of this?

 

How do you stimulate a gland in your brain... with your hand?

 

i assume its something you could find in a deleted scene from a movie featuring hannibal lecter

 

Nah man.....DRUGZ!!!!!!

 

It's not just you. I don't get it either.

I'm going to fire up a bowl and come back and revisit this thread once I'm in the right frame of mind.

 

im assuming the guy is talking about some new-age stimulation type deal, as google mentions the gland also being called the third eye.

 

Opening the Third Eye 666

I started doing this, then by the third step I felt stupid and stopped.

 

TTTTHHOOOOTTTHHHH!!!

i see how you could have felt that way

 

That is exactly where I started to feel stupid

 

Is that link you posted a satanic ritual?