A true Patriot. God I would love nothing more than to hear a CNN anchor say: "President Colbert is about to address the Nation in 15 minutes." Post why you think Stephen would be better than the circus freaks (with the exception of Ron Paul) running for prez now.
I think the ideal job for Colbert would be press secretary. There would be a lot more people watching the daily briefings.
Because when he talks he makes the opposite of sense, and he is joking, so his real ideas must make perfect sense.