Well. Every morning when I blaze before heading to work, I see this squirrell, gathering nuts in my backyard and stashing them. I know where he stashes his nuts. And this is seriously like an every morning type of thing. Well we got frost this morning and while I was watching him I was thinking.. I could take all his nuts, just for fun. Or I could spread them out across the lawn. Or maybe, I could go buy him more nuts. What should I do?
Don't take the squirrel's nuts, poor little fella. He works all day, everyday of the summer, and pays with tears, blood and sweat just to make sure he has enough food to last him the whole winter. What the fuck do you do? Probably smokes weed all day and slouches on the couch and jacks off to Megan Fox to the beat of Jimi Hendrix. jk but seriously though, buy him a lot of nuts, throw 'em in your lawn, light up a joint and watch the little guy pick nut after nut. Laugh your ass off, too. That's what Peruvian Dank would do.
Tomorrow I will buy more nuts, and proceed to throw them across my lawn. Thanksgiving to all a squirrel.
I'd just let him be. Spreading nuts is just going to attract more animals. Definitely don't take them. That like you gathering up all your food for the winter and then some jerkoff comes and steals it all, when it's to late for you to get more.
Don't steal the squirrel's nuts. That's really mean. On that note https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJIO1Qhjaw
You don't go grabbin' nuts that aren't yours. You could however take just one and see if he notices. Maybe more one at a time until he does. Then give 'em back and more for fucking with it and share an awesome bro moment.
[quote name='"GoldenGinge"']Take his nuts and watch him lose his shit. Then proceed to buy him loads of nuts[/quote] Blam /thread
Awwwwww that is so cute I voted give him some nuts That's what I would do. After taking his nuts and watching him lose his shit...Then I'd give him his nuts back and then some.