Any of you college kids headed to the beach for spring break? I'm tired of seeing fat old men pretending to be Hells Angels on their way to Bike Week at the gas stations. I just saw a couple of carloads from Michigan last week and thought I would see more of you heading this way by now. Just remember, if you stop for gas on the way down and an old dude comes up to you and starts talking about spring break, be nice. It may be me. I gave away some Js last year to some boys from my old college.