Split stream while peeing

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by greenterror, May 8, 2011.

  1. #1 greenterror, May 8, 2011
    Once I was at a store with my ex girlfriend. I had to pee bad so I went to the bathroom, unzipped and released the urine. I didn't realize until after I was done peeing that I was peeing on myself the entire time (and in the toilet). Luckily though, nobody found out that my pants were covered in piss, including my gf. :D Has this happened to anyone else?

    Thought I'd share. :smoke:
     
  2. #2 VAD3R, May 8, 2011
    Happens after sex, bro. /thread :smoke:
     
  3. #3 dude what, May 8, 2011
    You ever had it split and go over both sides of the toilet, missing the bowl entirely?
     
  4. #4 BuffalosoldieRx, May 8, 2011
    No but one time i stood in front of the toilet, didn't bother pulling my pants down, and just pissed in my pants.
     
  5. #5 JayTab, May 8, 2011
    :hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:
     
  6. #6 Stickytrees, May 8, 2011
    hahaha buffalo soldier that was quality :D
     
  7. #7 thedon420, May 8, 2011

    that happened to me at work. half of the stream hit the wall on my right, and the other half landed under the sink on the left.
    I had to clean it up. I was PISSED
     

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