sperm banks

"so how much will we be getting paid for our sperm"

"50 dollars"

"ha! i could have bought a house!"

jimmy kimmel on the manshow


haha i found that episode to be fuckin hilarious

 

It seems like a pretty easy way to make some pocket money even if you are not broke. If you are doing it anyways then why not I suppose. The main thing stopping me from ever doing it is running into a little kid that looks just like me in a few years. That would be creepy. Also, Im not sure if the world needs anymore drunken irishmen genes spread around. There are already plenty of us causing enough trouble.

 

Here Here hahaha..

But, a buddy a mine was paid $135 bucks for two seperate samples..im not sure how big a 'sample' is though..lol

 

Be warned.

Not that I've tried it, but you have to refrain from sex and masturbation for week long periods, and they only pay you after you've delivered something like six or seven samples over the course of three months.

 

they would love me,,, after all dont women want a blonde hair blue eyed baby,,, thats what i throw,,,, hair so blonde its white,,,

allthough i wonder if my man skills are fine tuned enough to,,, talk the secretary in '' helping'' me milk the lizard,,,

 

... I would do it for sure.. the more me's the better! But, we are all forgetting the fact that they wouldnt take sperm that comes froma pot smoker.. they test it for THC and throw it out if it tests positive.


-JAH

 

well im still in,,, i been clean for a while,,,, wheres that secretary at ?

 

the nurse would be pretty pissed off if she found out she wasted all that time
'obtaining the sample" when it was contaminated with THC... ha ha

-JAH

 

carefull chicken havent you ever seen roadtrip ?

 

shit she may get a sample for her job... and give me her #,,,, and get a personal sample for herself,,,

 

I've thought about doing this, but I don't think there's any sperm banks around where I live.