Special Beds?

Discussion in 'General' started by MnToker, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. #1 MnToker, Feb 22, 2009
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    Holy dog shit. Have you seen these commercials for beds? Sleep number, temperpedic, other companies like that. They make it look like having a bed with springs blows dick. I'm pretty sure my bed with its springs is soft and comfortable and I don't need to buy a $1,000 bed.

    Temperpedic bed - you can set a glass of wine on it and jump and it wont fall over. Well guess what I don't set wine on my bed. These beds might be softer than mine, but mine is fine.

    Sleep Number bed - everybody has a sleep number? Who cares about your sleep number, crawl into your bed and sleep.

    Regular Spring bed - cheaper, effective, its a fucking bed!

    What do you guys think of these beds? Do you guys have one of these kinds of beds or a spring bed?
    edit: after writing this... wow the word bed is crazy!
     
  2. Yeah I have a spring bed, it's pretty darn comfortable.
    Better than having to sleep on a dirt floor like a certain large population of people in the world.

    One thing though,
    Memory Foam pillows are fucking comfortable as shit.
    I don't have one but I want one, your head literally melts into the center of them.
     
  3. Yeah, my parents have those memory foam pillows and they are insane.
     
  4. I have to sleep on firm surfaces otherwise my back gets tweaked.

    I'm currently sleeping on the floor and my back feels great every morning. Prior to that I would wake up halfway through the night, feeling like someone took a T-ball bat to the lower half of my spine.
     
  5. Nah I'm all about Temperpedic beds. They do real justice to my spine. I don't want to wake up with back aches and pains. Springs will do it to you, believe it or not. A day always is easier after a good nights sleep on a great bed.
     
  6. Is it possibly all in your head :confused: I don't know man I mean I sleep on my spring bed and as long as nobody comes in and pisses on me I feel great when I wake up.
     
  7. Maybe you're spine is better than mine.

    Between running around all the time doing normal shit and hitting the gym my back needs some good rest. A spinal adjustment is my favorite though. After that you pretty much have to have a good bed so you don't get through out of alignment.
     
  8. Just last week I ordered a memory foam mattress from overstock, I have been sleeping on spring mattresses for thirty seven years, and can honestly say that I thought I had insomnia, the foam mattress proved me wrong. I have never ever been so comfortable. It was queen size, and cost bout 6 fitty.
     
  9. Spring mattress? Okay there nancy boy, have fun with your opulent comfort.

    Real men don't need beds.

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  10. uhh yeah but that grass looks fluffy. Real men sleep in lava right? :D
     
  11. Hell, I sleep on a mattress stuffed with broken glass and kidney stones I've passed.
     
  12. I prefer my hammock to a bed.
     
  13. all a REAL man needs is some nails for a bed
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  14. uhh last time I checked kidney stones in a mattress wouldn't be that bad the glass though idk depends on how finely broken up it is. :hello:
     
  15. Apparently you've never known the beauty of a tempurpedic, my friend has one and I can only dream of ever owning one.
     

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