Her mom calls her right in the middle our of fun time and asks her to come home?! HER FUCKING MOM?dammmmmiiittttttt!! I feel like I'm the punch line of a shitty sitcom right now. Fuck blue balls!!! I swear I've had a boner for like 45 minutes now and 2 cigs and a cupajoe did nothing to solve it.
Ya see, there's these dirty videos on the interweb. I am sorry that your dong-time was cut short. /blueballs
I'm sick of my hand! I'm sick of skinflicks! I want some flesh and blood booty goddammit! aahhhhhh i'm about to explode