sup everyone. well i got like 10 family and friends staying at my house right now for new years and 6 of em are in college but idk if they party and smoke or not, until now. i was just takin bubbler rips out my window, and i hear somthing, and look over by the trashcans and someone was crouched over in the shadows smokin a blunt! i went to go check who but i was too late cuz i had to put so much shit away incase one of the little kids stayin here poke in. so idk if they saw me but someone smokes, and when i went back later i found their roach. someone in my house knows whats good with peach games haha. and chronicness. ha so what do i do, just wait for them to approach me or ask em haha. idk im RIPPED tho
You need a roommate conference. Walk out there and be all like "Who the fuck was out by the trashcan toking? I'm ripped as all hell and this has peaked my interest to the maximum level of interest made allowable by the Ministry of Allowable Interests & Such".
Shit man, get your detectives hat and head back to those cans, search around for some prints. Or just go ask them all one by one until you figure it out!
I would just get blasted before all of you are together. I'm sure they'll know whats up and find you later
This AND I think that we should turn this shit into a game. You can describe your friends to us and we'll try and pick out the stoner. Edit: Also, they should have a stoner version of Clue! Play your way ripped as fuck in search of the culprit who stole the stash jar! Don't mind me, I'm high as nuts...
hide out in the bathroom and get urine samples from each suspect. or smell everyones fingers and shirts.
1. Toke mad bud 2. Make sure you look high 3. Say hi to all your roomates. 4. Fellow toker recognizes your blazed 5. Smoke more weed