someone applauded on my dick.......

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by HighHaze, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. #1 HighHaze, Feb 8, 2009
    and now i got the clap :mad:
     
  2. #2 gotitforcheap, Feb 8, 2009
    it happens to the best of us
     
  3. #3 MunchiesMan420, Feb 8, 2009
    stay strong man
     
  4. #4 Dankenstein420, Feb 8, 2009
    Oh noe.

    Good luck.
     
  5. #5 HighHaze, Feb 8, 2009
    please tell me u guys arent taking me seriously :eek:
     
  6. #6 Dankenstein420, Feb 8, 2009
    ROFL.

    I just whiped the sweat off my forehead. I was laughing at your misery secretly.
     
  7. #7 PinkPrincess, Feb 8, 2009
    hahahahahah oh i just told everyone in the room this.
     
  8. #8 murderouspanda, Feb 8, 2009
    I knew it was a joke because you'd actually have to be able to get laid to begin with


    I kid I kid
     
  9. #9 HighHaze, Feb 8, 2009
    haha you fucked up person you
    hope u didnt get the same serious reactions....that woulda been weird
    damn! haha good one
     
  10. #10 PinkPrincess, Feb 8, 2009

    lol... nah said it like a story... oh my god this guy online just said!!......
    nevertheless its fuckin hilarious and i am happy you dont really have it cause i would feel horrible laughing at your pains
     
  11. #11 Tammm, Feb 8, 2009
    Ahahahaha i did the exact same thing.
     
  12. #12 HighHaze, Feb 8, 2009
    i dunno which to be more disturbed about if i heard that from you.....the part about you having a dick or the clap :eek:
     
  13. #13 ISTANDALONE, Feb 8, 2009
    i once got the clap from a friends mother. i was 17, she was 35 at the time. very, very hot milf. anywho, (this was back in high school, senior year) he was away at some stupid wrestling camp and i needed beer. on an offchance, i stopped by to ask her. well, i got the beer and a bunch of jager and well, one thing led to another and i ended up fucking the brains out of her.
    fast forward a couple months, and i had the clap. went to the dr, got a script and was happy. somehow or other, my bro found out i had the clap, and i guess he knew his mom had it too. he put two and two together, wasn't very happy i fucked his mom. i wasn't very happy the bitch gave me chlamydia.
     
  14. #14 LegitBaller, Feb 8, 2009
    haha thats funny dude, id bitch out my mom if something like that happened. although, i must admit, bangin some of my friends moms...wow, that would be nice. minus the chlamydia part though
     
  15. #15 ISTANDALONE, Feb 8, 2009
    that's the fucked up thing. this is how i learned that no matter how hot and clean looking a chick is, she may be dirty as the 'blocks crackwhore.
    17 is a very young age to learn that lesson. shit, i think every teenage male is under the assumption that if the bitch is hot and foxy, that she's clean. NOT!
    funny thing too, i just saw her a few months ago. she hasn't aged very gracefully at all.
     
  16. #16 HighHaze, Feb 9, 2009
    damn she applauded on your dick really good. if your healthy now then it was more than worth it though.

    i know what u mean about chicks being dirty though, thats part of what contributes to my pussy paranoia. read up about it here

    http://forum.grasscity.com/pandoras-box/334239-pussy-paranoia.html#post3876167
     
  17. #17 MischiefManaged, Feb 9, 2009
    this thread made me lol.
     
  18. #18 mr. magic, Feb 9, 2009
    do you know why they call it the clap

    i heard it was because the gonorrhea discharge makes a clap noise when it falls on the ground but im not sure if that is true
     

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