Some observations:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
    Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
    I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
    I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
    The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
    Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
    Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
    Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

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