I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.