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So sketchEd right now

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by FhuRy, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. #1 FhuRy, Jul 8, 2011
    Im in my garage sitting with my bowl grinder and weed. I start to light a bowl and i here someone in the next room. Its 4 am so i thought everyone would be asleep. Im sitting here writing this on my iphone and i now know someone is awake. How should i enter the house?
     
  2. #2 Jazzyj, Jul 8, 2011
    Wait for a bit, and hope no one realized you were out of bed.
     
  3. #3 royce4weed2012, Jul 8, 2011
    get a bat and start swingin, only solution not to get caught
     
  4. #4 FhuRy, Jul 8, 2011
    Haha, i have the light downstairs on so there prolly thinking im playing xbox. I cant just walk through my backyard smelling of weed, and i still wanna smoke.
     
  5. #5 Panda85, Jul 8, 2011
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    go for a walk finish your smokage and come back high as hell and tell them you went for a walk because ur really tired and eyes are killing you from playing too much box =] works like a charm.. except for the smell lol used to do that all the time when i was young and cared if ppl knew i smoked u just gottta not give a shit and act like you usually act. ull just be more paranoid so keep any convo short and sweet

    oh and good tip.. find a good hiding spot for your stash/pipe or w.e you have left and gather it later, in case they smell it on you and check your pockets :p
     
  6. #6 VibesAlive111, Jul 8, 2011
    Start blowing all the smoke at the door and create a smoke screen. Then crawl away
     
  7. #7 portube, Jul 8, 2011
    Continue smoking until you stop hearing noises
     
  8. #8 daxdroxkilla575, Jul 8, 2011
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    That's ether really funny or I'm really blazed because I laughed for like ten minutes at that haha
     
  9. #9 daxdroxkilla575, Jul 8, 2011
    But back on topic your Probly just hearing things bro
     
  10. #10 FhuRy, Jul 8, 2011
    Na it was someone. I ended up smoking on the sidenof the house and then came back inside. I would have rode down the street buy my car keys were inside.
     
  11. #11 royce4weed2012, Jul 8, 2011
    wait, so you didnt get caught?
     
  12. #12 JNorris, Jul 8, 2011
    Dont you think they would have noticed your car starting and driving away? :p
     
  13. #13 TheIndividual11, Jul 8, 2011
    through the door
    /thread
     
  14. #14 ToTheDome, Jul 8, 2011
    Why were you smoking a bowl at 4 in the morning?
     
  15. #15 NutsLikeKngKong, Jul 8, 2011
    go for a walk?

    edit: lol no then people would think you were a serial murderer
     
  16. #16 Mahreywaynnuh, Jul 8, 2011
    wait, so you play xbox in the garage?
     
  17. #17 MR MOJO RISIN 1, Jul 8, 2011
    It was probably your parents secretly smoking and hoping their son was going to catch them...:)
     
  18. #18 woahx5, Jul 8, 2011
    no no no no. iv got a good one.

    just pretend your sleep walking! seriously it will freak them out haha,
     
  19. #19 ToTheDome, Jul 8, 2011

    Lol they come out and it smells like weed and there kid is just like wandering around like a ritard. There like WHAT ARE YOU DOIN? Sleep Walk Smoking Bitch.
     
  20. #20 VibesAlive111, Jul 8, 2011

    Glad i could make you chuckle:)
     

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