so my mom thinks i'm anorexic.

Discussion in 'General' started by sodomizedjello, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. ahahahahahahahahah

    i jus smoked a big fat j. i looked like :smoking:
    i decided that some powdered donuts would be orgasm in the mouth. i looked like :love:
    i went downstairs, grabbed all the food that could fit in my pj pants pockets and proceeded to head back to my room.
    my mom sees me and she goes "are you eating???" and i kno how she doesn't allow food upstairs since i make so much of a mess ahaha so i say no way! trying hard as fuck to keep a straight face.
    and she asks me why not and that she thinks i'm "wasting away" and all kinds of other bullfuck about stickin a feeding tube in my ass and how "i think it looks attractive but it really doesn't" ahahahaha i stood there stoned out of my mind and wanted so bad to laugh my ass off and be like "OMFG I HAVE THE MUCHIES *ALL* THE *FUCKING* TIME!!!1!1!!!!!"

    eheheheh. i'm sorry mang i haven't made a thread in a while and that made me laugh. iunno how i appear to be losing weight, i seriously eat until chest hurts..:confused:

    'specially when i vape. holy fuck i get the MUUUUNCHIES when i vape.
     
  2. how exactly do you sodomize jello? :confused:

    hahaha
     
  3. jello is codename for '4 year old'
     


  4. no! *smack smack*

    man. stick some jello up your ass. you just subjected some jello to sodomy.
     

  5. :eek:


    :laughing:
     
  6. LOL jello is code for 4 year old.... that made me fuckin crack up ...
     



  7. Hey! -- Punk!~ listen up!, Jelloo! ---- Ok, is Not for 4 year olds.


    IN Fact..... I Eat Jello Alll The Time!...

    I Bet your dyin` ... I wont respond with a smart Ass remark,


    Well ... Punk ... MAKE .. *Click* .. MY ... DAAAY.!!
     
  8. jello is the name of the j-lo impersonator from "date movie"
     
  9. hey take it easy harry calahan
     
  10. lol we've all had the "your wasting away" parent talk I think
     
  11. What the hell?
    LoL
     
  12. My ex girlfriend was convince i had an eating disorder, she was also very drunk when she came to this realization...

    i loled
     

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