So last night I failed really badly

You, sir, probably have millions of illegitimate children running around as we speak.

 

I hate that feeling man, seriously so dissappointing...fuck condoms.

 

Haha I can never get up with a condom either, thank god i have a gf who takes b/c

 

Birth control is a really awesome thing.

 

Well I mean he had his dick inside of her, precum already in there, and whatever disease she may have had he caught, so really putting on that condom would have been really useless.

 

Do the T-Pain thing, and blame it on the ah aha ha alchohol

 

You just need more experience with Condoms. Put on a flavoured condom and get her to suck ya off. You've now got this fear in your head that if you put on a rubber, you'll go soft, and your thinking about it, so you will. You need to get that conception out of your head.

 

Yup. Valiums arent good for fucking, i love em though.