So I want to be a stoner

 
I cant lie and say that that isnt bound to happen at one time or another. The general feeling of being high is the same, but that general feeling can often be slightly different each time, or be more all-encompassing because you smoked more so people say "oh im HighER" I got high my fourth time smoking. but i got a little buzz,the first few times. so I thought I knew what it felt like, then i got high for real and it scared me, only because i wasnt expecting it, and it crept up on me. Even still I smoked again the next day because no matter what you come away thinking that weed is good, because it is. Youre lucky that you realize its having no effect on you and so you ought to run with whatever you feel, whenever you feel it, and if you run with it and feel how good it is. Poof your anxiety is gone. Might I suggest grabbing some headphones and getting used to how it feels eyes closed. so you can get used to the feeling without letting the moment of where you are and if someone might see you and why does everything seem foreign, get to you. just listen to your favorite song and try to visualize things on the back of your eyelids and get creative. and when youre all burnt out on doing that, then open your eyes and get used to the eyes open feeling of being high and watch some tv. I definitely encourage doing lazy, nonproductive, no effort required activites for your first time. 
 
Btw. I havent smoked in 2 years. but I did smoke everyday for 3 years beforehand, every day easily. Am im naturally good at defining hard to define thoughts and ideas. I quit because I got bored of it and because I did it too often. You wont be addicted to it physically but if you have an addictive personality, try to contain yourself, because once you start getting stoned, when youre sober, you'll feel just fine but you'll be like "man i would much rather be stoned" and if its readily available you will. Cuz its fun, its good, its harmless. But dont be one of those annoying "smoke weed everyday bro , im always high, stay high bitch" Regulate. Own every one of your highs and do it just enough that every high feels unique and not routine. 

 

[quote name="starbound" post="19111034" timestamp="1386307451"]. What do you drink?Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum[/quote]Heineken, yuengling, a whole mess of craft beer, Serbian beer, I like beer alot. And for liquor I like mixed drinks if I'm doing vodka , and gin is my favorite. I like it all except straight vodka. But I never drink to get drunk. I drink to loosen up and because I love the taste plus the act of pouring and/or mixing. Always in moderation.

 

[quote name="Ozric Tentacles" post="19110816" timestamp="1386305797"]Theyre similar in that when really drunk, or just high. they affect how your senses feel in an all-encompassing way. But while booze feels sloppy and happy. Weed feels crisp, strange, and you feel like everything is new and different, like there are aspects of everyday life you didnt realize.Of course youll be happy too, and hungry. or you might be paranoid and scared of the new feeling. Never let your first time be your only shot. Oh by the way dont think it isnt working yet. It could creep on you your first time. If we don't hear from you, I'll assume it worked and you got too distracted to post back.[/quote]Love this. Say bye to sloppy and say high to crisp and strange. Nailed it in my opinion when it comes to the comparison of weed and booze. "Stay Crisp biatch."Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app

 

[quote name="LaFFiZzLe" post="19111165" timestamp="1386308526"]Start small, sprinkle crumbs on the end of a cig, hit it and wait for it. If you don't feel nothing after a few minutes rinse and repeat. If you smoke too much your first time it will be like drinking too much your first time. Not fun. Hope this helps.[/quote]Don't start smoking cigs if you don't already op

 

 
You shouldnt need more than a couple hits. Everyone thinks they inhale properly but maybe your not, always suck in a little extra air after hitting it, its a good practice in general you wont cough as much if you thin it out, and you know its getting in your lungs. A comfortable and maintainable high is something I cannot guarantee, If you wanna be comfortable, get in bed , if you mean emotionally or not anxious, thats up to you.. If you do get anxious, one good way to kill a high is to take a shower. A hot shower will make you feel like a million bucks now matter what if youre stoned, what with your head tingling under the water and all.

 

I hear "I didn't get high my first time or second time or w/e..." a lot.  I can say the first time I ever smoked, I felt it.  I think a lot of this has to do with, not only improperly doing it, but also with people expecting a lot more than what it is.  For example, people always hear about being high or stoned, whether they smoke or not.  For the people that have never smoked, it sounds really intimidating, and they might be expecting an uncontrollable feeling like being drunk or so, and might say they are "feeling nothing" because they are expecting more.  But like most of those tokers out there, I know the feeling usually isn't uncontrollable, and actually a lot more enjoyable.  There's actually video evidence of this theory!  Remember the King of the Hill episode when Hank Hill first smokes weed???

 

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