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Smoking + Earthquakes

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by jakkawakka, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. #1 jakkawakka, Apr 5, 2010
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    Hey GC,

    Have any of you guys heard about the earthquakes in Southern California and Mexico going on?

    Well, I got to experience one stoned out of my mind!:eek:

    Basically, I was chilling in my bathroom, smoking, while standing on a toilet blowing the smoke into the vent. I had just taken a hit, when the house decided to start doing the worm. My feet fell into the toilet, and the rest of me fell onto the floor. At this point, I'm freaking the FUCK out, I just want to get my dog and get outside, but I cant find my shit. WHERE THE HELL IS MY STUFF IT WAS ON THE COUNTER TWO SECONDS AGO. It turns out the initial jolt threw everything that was on the counter six feet into the bathtub. So i pick it all up and run downstairs and outside.
    Everyone else in the neighborhood is also outside and by this time, the earthquake had kinda chilled out. But for some reason, everyone was staring at the tree next to me like it was a fat burrito (everyone is mexican). I start looking at it and it just looks like a normal tree to me, but they are still staring at it. So I just kinda sit there, hoping they stop looking at it. But then I realized I had no pants on.

    so the moral of the story is don't smoke without pants if you live where there are earthquakes

    **EDIT*** I forgot to say that i live in El Centro, CA. So I was like 50 miles away from the epicenter.
     
  2. #2 weedandbombs, Apr 5, 2010
    woooow

    the last big earthquake hit up here when i was wearing super short shorts... my neighbor was way too nice to me ever since
     
  3. #3 tranquiltoker28, Apr 5, 2010
    Oh my god, LOL! :laughing:

    I'm so glad I don't live in SoCal. Earthquakes suck, and I can't even imagine experiencing one stoned. :eek:

    Next time, stand on the toilet when the seat cover is down. That way you won't fall into the toilet, you'll fall off. Just some helpful advice ;). lol
     
  4. #4 pizza_n_boges, Apr 5, 2010
    Uhh did you run out with your weed and bowl in your hands and no pants? What an herb
     
  5. #5 the_tokerman, Apr 5, 2010
    Thanks, I often times smoke without pants/shirts on (don't ask) and I do live in an earthquake area....

    Happy Toking!
     
  6. #6 pizza_n_boges, Apr 5, 2010
  7. #7 DankestKush, Apr 5, 2010
    fuckin earthquake broke my bong! i was out with some homies and when the earthquake came i was trippin. later when i got home i found my bong on my bedroom floor in pieces.....
     
  8. #8 jakkawakka, Apr 5, 2010

    Yeah, try remembering what you need to do in a 6.something earthquake while pretty stoned. It's not that easy.
     
  9. #9 RWK Nova, Apr 5, 2010
    god man just think what it would be like for people toking where big big earthquakes happen.
     
  10. #10 pizza_n_boges, Apr 5, 2010

    I'm pretty sure I'd drop my weed and pipe and quickly put my pants on.
     

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