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Sketchiest Place You've Jacked Off?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ThatOneguy01, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. #1 ThatOneguy01, Jun 13, 2011
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    Haa id love to hear some of the stories on this. No homo.

    I think for me it was on the school bus on a marching band road trip when i was 18 xD
    Hey dont judge me. was a damn 9 hour drive and i was bored as hell. I was a freakin ninja for pullin tht off lol

    Where is the sketchiest place you've beat the nun? Best story?
     
  2. #2 fadeddd, Jun 13, 2011
    Sketchiest place I've ever jacked off would have to be your mom's room.
     
  3. #3 Carmine420, Jun 13, 2011
    mad homo... my rooms pretty sketchy.
     
  4. #4 Nobot, Jun 13, 2011
    Wow. 1: You're a creep for flogging the dolphin on your school bus. 2: How the HELL does this belong in apprentice tokers?
     
  5. #5 Olesmoky, Jun 13, 2011
    I jacked off in the woods once. It was nice just shooting my load on some plants and leafing.
     
  6. #6 GYAZ, Jun 13, 2011
    When I was in school I polished the pipes in class through a hole in my pocket. I was sitting in a corner so it was easier, slow strokes where needed though so as not draw attention. My teacher was fairly hot as well so that helped.
     
  7. #7 lazytoker, Jun 13, 2011
    How do you need to beat off in these random places? wtf.... I don't even have a cool story.

    I fucked a bitch in the back of a movie theater... that's bout the sketchiest i've done. But it was nice, and I think the people enjoyed watching it. Hell, someome probably recorded it and it's on the internet somewhere haha.
     
  8. #8 pigpen03, Jun 13, 2011
    driving on the highway.

    yanked one, then 5 hours later after the lady awoke i made her blow me haha!
     
  9. #9 Cloud Rhinos, Jun 13, 2011
    Uh...
     
  10. #10 BMORE HiiiGH, Jun 13, 2011
    Not me but caught my roommate jerk off while I was in the room...wierd!!! :eek:
     
  11. #11 treechef, Jun 13, 2011
    who masterbates in public?
     
  12. #12 drifter51, Jun 13, 2011
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    Wanting to know where guys Jack off is very homo.

    Also, has nothing to to with toking
     
  13. #13 VALLEYtoker, Jun 13, 2011
    awkward...
     
  14. #14 daxdroxkilla575, Jun 13, 2011
    Someone's grow op
     
  15. #15 Mason420, Jun 13, 2011
    Beach on Lucy ....
    :eek:
     
  16. #16 kyle944811, Jun 13, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  17. #17 DubStepSmoker, Jun 13, 2011
    Yall are lames
     
  18. #18 Smooth Criminal, Jun 13, 2011
    on that female cannabis plant rite;)
     
  19. #19 GYAZ, Jun 13, 2011
    Kinda regret posting that but its in the clutches of teh internets now.
     
  20. #20 Fat Smoke, Jun 13, 2011

    "damn this is some sticky icky!"

    "yeah sorry about that my mate CUMMED ON MY PLANTS"
     
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