Dont hate too much on grammar/spelling I'm on the grasscity app. I'm at my moms house and she just smoked a fat joint. Do you think it would be wrong of me to take like two roaches out of the Ash tray? She has a couple ounces for personal use so idk if she smokes roaches or not. I saw some of it when she was taking it out and it's at least 2 ounces. I don't wanna tAke any of her stash but I havent smoked in weeks and would really love to get a buzz going tonight. Should I do it? Oh and she doesn't condone me smoking so no I can't Ask
If you can't ask her then the answer is probably no. C'mon man don't steal from your moms, that's just wrong.
you should be all like...ay yo moms. i know you be up here puffin on hella muh fuckin nuggets like erry day. lemme get some roaches or a gram or something so i can smoke. and then she'll prolly say yeah...if she says no tell her thanks mom since you wont hook me up with a bit of free green imma go whore myself out for heroin and crank so i can have enough money to buy a couple roaches from you. then just walk away disgusted. make sure you *huff and pout* as you walk away. glare at her as youre walking out for maximum effect. dont walk into the door frame though that'd ruin it.
in all fairness, it's shit - and i don't think his mom is gonna be territorial of some gross-ass roaches
Honestly, taking one small nug from a 2 ounce bag would be a lot less noticeable than taking a couple roaches from an ashtray.
Ask if she would like you to clean the room up abit. You know straighten out, dump the ashtray(s), etc.
Matthew 7:7 "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
Your telling me, she wont notice a roach or two that she smoked, but she will notice a fresh nug missing from 2 ounces.
Lol I jacked a roach from my dad last night. It was more like half a joint tho. I would say just take a nugget from the bottom of the bag
forget the roach, grab a small non noticable nug from the 2 zips, what she doesnt know wont hurt her.