short n sweet

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic...


























and so am I.

 

^^ shitzzz lol to both of you

 

roses are red
apples are sour
open your mouth
and ill show you power

 

There once was a man from mass.
who had balls that were made out of brass
he rubbed them together in dark stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass

There once was a young gigilo named bruno,
who said, "screwing is one thing i do know.
while camels are fine, and sheep are divine, llamas are numero uno."

 

I just remembered this one: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. At least thats what they said they did, but now they have a daughter.

 

my mom told me one about jack and jill...


Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
stupid Jill forgot her pill,
now they have a daughter.

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke is crown and Jill laughed her ass off at him.