and I really wish she didn't...this is a story about a different ex from around a year ago. It took me maybe a month of dating this chick to convience her to try anal because she tried it once and she said it was too unbearable, so never tried it agian. Anyways I was excited that I accomplished my goal more then anything, but after we were fucking for maybe 10 minutes, I pulled out and made her get on her belly and started putting it in her butt little by little. It was hurting her pretty bad,so I got the lube and lubed up, it made it alot easier for her. So, after a few minutes of waiting she got somewhat comfortable so I started fucking a little faster and she started enjoying it. Then after a bit had to re lube and when I pulled out there was a little shit on my dick now and i was like thats gross...but im still so horny I said fuck it wiped it off and re lubed. At this point she was loving it begging for me to go harder so I start pounding for awhile then i needed to re lube again,so I pull out and as I pull out my cock acted as a plunger and basically unplugged her ass and alot of shit came out, and there was shit all over my cock. It was so fucking nasty it was over a year ago and the image is still very vivid in my mind... I never put it in another chicks ass since then
Hahahahah, hope you learned your lesson man. I can only imagine how mortified your face looked when this happened.
hahahaha believe me you wouldn't want to see those pics even if I took them fuck yeah I learned my lesson haha, over a year later and I still haven't been back in the brown eye.
Don't let one bad experience ruin it for you. Next time make sure your chick can hold her shit in. I think your ex had some weak guts and the stimulation got her to release.
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[quote name='"InsaneAss"']Read this if you haven't read it before. You won't be disappointed. Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue « TuckerMax.com[/quote] That book is so fucking awesome. That was definitely one if the best stories in it