Share your stoner confession

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Mackerowenie, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. #1 Mackerowenie, Feb 20, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 20, 2013
    I confess, I just ate a whole pack of lunch meat, it was honey ham. 2 hot dogs are in the microwave for 50 seconds. To pass the time I ate an over-sized, cold piece of pizza. Good thing I don't have the time to feel guilt; too tired for that shit. I'll be sleeping in an hour. I took more than 50 seconds to type this out so my frank n' buns will probably be cold. Fuck it.

    Give me your confessions.

    Edit: Girl Scout thin mints to top it off. Woot.
  2. I confess that post made me sick
  3. I'd be down with a whole pack of lunch meat if it was chicken, turkey, whatever, but not honey ham. that glaze-y stuff they put out in the outside is rancid. tastes bomb on sandwiches though.

    and shit, if the hotdogs were already in the microwave you should have just put the pizza in too, man
  4. For straight mowin I prefer turkey. Honey ham was all great mother fridge had to offer tonight.
    I didn't want to wait for the microwave to cook the pizza. Plus I like cold pizza anyways so fuck it lol.

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