Lol stories like this warm my heart. Perhaps we needed to invade the middle east for the women there to truly understand how incompetent men are!
I love how pretty much every time I read something about the Middle East I'm reminded of how terrible it is and how I would never like to go there. Anyway, row row fight the powah etc. This is pretty awesome. Wonder if they're going to have to hire a female guard to whip her, since a male whipping her might break all kinds of virtue laws...